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You'd be surprised how many of us there are who do not steal, drive drunk, sell drugs and assault cops (or anybody else).
If one of my daughters came home with a guy who has your history he wouldn't get past the door. You can mock my values if you want, it won't change who you are as defined by your own words.
Oh no I would not. Although the activities I described are all long past except for speeding, (which I am also sure you NEVER do, you pillar of virtue!), and listening to music I HAVE BOUGHT AND PAID FOR in a format that the RIAA tells me is illegal because I downloaded it....., I do have fond memories of the the few, the proud, the righteous. They and you would NEVER be friends with crooks or drunks or whores. They and you are all into KEEPING THE RULES because in the rules is safety and goodness. They and you are too busy condemning the scum that surrounds them to ever check if their own goodness might not be as up to snuff as you advertise.
Keep building and advertising your good and virtuous record. I hope it does you well. I prefer another approach, which is that of being a "friend" to crooks, whores, and drunks. I read about it once in a book and I liked the person who took that approach so much I decided to pick it up and try it for my own. Sad thing about the guy who flacked for that approach. All the good and righteous people, so proud of their record, lied about him and had him killed. He had the audacity to tell them their records were nothing but crap! They were so GOOD you see, that they must have been doing the right thing, don't you think? The idea that PEOPLE trump punctiliousness is just the lie that scofflaws use to justify their rule breaking!