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To: TornadoAlley3
She failed the test to get a job cleaning airplanes.

Huh? How do you fail that?

11 posted on 05/30/2007 12:26:20 PM PDT by Lurking in Kansas (Nothing witty here... move on.)
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To: Lurking in Kansas
Huh? How do you fail that?

Probably was the required Emergency Landing portion conducted in the flight simulator.

17 posted on 05/30/2007 12:28:01 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Lurking in Kansas

By being way too fat to fit between the seats.


19 posted on 05/30/2007 12:29:03 PM PDT by Clam Digger
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To: Lurking in Kansas
Huh? How do you fail that?

Trying to scrub the windows with scotch-brite?........

20 posted on 05/30/2007 12:29:17 PM PDT by Red Badger (Bite your tongue. It tastes a lot better than crow................)
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To: Lurking in Kansas

“She failed the test to get a job cleaning airplanes.
Huh? How do you fail that?”

On purpose, of course.

Unemployment checks keep coming to those who “try” to become employed, but just can’t quite cut it.


29 posted on 05/30/2007 12:34:51 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Fred Thompson)
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To: Lurking in Kansas
She failed the test to get a job cleaning airplanes. Huh? How do you fail that? - No habla espainol
32 posted on 05/30/2007 12:36:39 PM PDT by SF Republican
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To: Lurking in Kansas
“Huh? How do you fail that?”

I believe you have to have some form of security clearance. Also, you probably have to pass a drug test. And, you have to be able to read and work reasonably fast.

These are reasonable assumptions based on talking to a family member on an airline ground crew.

45 posted on 05/30/2007 12:52:19 PM PDT by marktwain
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To: Lurking in Kansas

“She failed the test to get a job cleaning airplanes.”
“Huh? How do you fail that?”

Drug Test??


51 posted on 05/30/2007 12:56:52 PM PDT by DanielRedfoot
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To: Lurking in Kansas

Same way Gore failed divinity school. Just STUPID I guess


86 posted on 05/30/2007 2:20:10 PM PDT by bikerman (_ _ . /_ _ _ /_ . . / / . . . . / . / . _ . . / . _ _ . / / . . _ / . . . //)
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