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Bill and Publius' Excellent Adventure
A Publius Essay | 29 May 2007 | Publius

Posted on 05/29/2007 2:55:58 PM PDT by Publius

Even before my retirement from information technology, I spent a decade working on rail-based solutions to transportation problems, and I deal with politicians from both parties in Washington State. My associate on our latest project, who identifies himself as a “Hubert Humphrey” Democrat, is a retired academic and author who ran for local office on a shoestring and managed to get a third of the vote against the machine. In the presidential race he’s backing New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson because “at least he’s done something.” So I suddenly found myself invited to a Richardson campaign event at a hotel in downtown Seattle.

My associate is running for office again, and he brought his campaign manager, who is still in high school. This told me he had no money. His manager in turn brought his girlfriend, who is a member of the high school Government Club and is drop-dead gorgeous. (They didn’t look like that when I was in high school!) His interest in Richardson stems from the fact that the governor’s Railrunner commuter rail startup out of Albuquerque was the cheapest in North America. Because of this, he thought the governor might like to read his latest book on railroad history.

At the Hotel

The event was held at the Westin in downtown Seattle. Thanks to my associate’s thorough work I was pre-registered and promptly received my name badge with “Washington State Democrats” printed uncomfortably close to my name. They were also handing out blue badges with “Yo soy Democratica”, but I paseo’d. Carefully avoiding photographers, I headed for the ballroom.

The room was only half full, and my first impression of the crowd was – old and white. Upon cogitation, I concluded that Obama had the black vote, Hillary had the moderate vote – and those Hard Lefties who believe she is our secret Stalin – and Kucinich had the Barking Moonbat vote. This crowd was more interested in competence than surface flash, and I sensed a Dukakis moment in the making.

My associate had told me to expect an open bar and lots of food, but only hot water and coffee were available. I had fasted all day for this event, and my disposition was not improved by this discovery. I began to suspect that Gov. Richardson’s cupboard was as bare as the refreshment tables.

In the room were politicians from the city, county and state that had signed on with Richardson. I schmoozed, mingled and circulated, concentrating on women who didn’t have visible tattoos or multiple piercings. What I heard was more edifying that what I saw.

“Hillary is a better candidate than she was before. She could win this.”

“Jim McDermott said that Al Gore would enter late after all the others had exhausted their bank accounts. Jim says it’s going to be Gore/Obama for sure. Have you read Al Gore’s latest book?”

“They asked the Republicans at their debate if they didn’t believe in evolution, and they all raised their hands! Do you believe that? Like the earth is flat, too! We need to get our education system reprogrammed.”

The King County chair for Richardson asked everyone to sit down, and then a TV image was projected on a large screen.

The first two Richardson ads were hilarious, with the candidate being interviewed by an obnoxious personnel officer about his application to be president. Richardson had the unexpected gift of being a good deadpan comic like Ben Stein, and I could envision him having his own show on Comedy Central.

The third ad was the tired old chestnut of still images and a narrator gravely intoning America’s need for Bill Richardson’s leadership, lah-de-doo-dah. The final ad was Richardson walking along a stone fence and talking, which looked like it had been shot in New England.

As far as effective television goes, he was batting five hundred.

There was no band or canned soundtrack or light show when Richardson was introduced, and the candidate was candid about why – he had no money. But his current 10% standing in the polls was better than his standing when he entered the race – he was at the margin of error. As he got down to his standard stump speech, most of it registered as boilerplate with applause lines: restore America’s place in the world, being stubborn isn’t foreign policy, heal Iraq by pulling out the troops, yada-yada-yada.

But Richardson was quite specific in describing his first six days in office. While I won’t quote directly, I’ll give the essence of his presentation, and then I’ll place my own reaction in italics afterward.

Day 1: Peace in Our Time

I will work with Congress to pull our troops out of Iraq by the end of 2009. Military solutions won’t work, but diplomacy will. (Applause.) I’ll sit the Kurds, Sunnis and Shias down, and we’ll create a federal republic with three autonomous regions. I’ll work with Iraq’s neighbors and replace our troops with an all-Muslim peacekeeping force. I’ll have Syria and Iran sit down at the table as partners.

Bill, the Kurds view the Arabs as a lower form of life, somewhere between worms and lizards, and they don’t want to share a country with them. The Sunni and Shia Arabs have been persecuting each other for 14 centuries, so from their perspective, why mess with success? Iraq is a trash can, created by the British to be a trash can, and Saddam was the lid. Our problem was that we removed the lid and didn’t have a replacement lid handy. And Iran is interested in being a partner only as a step in controlling the Middle East’s oil with those nukes they plan to get.

Then we’ll work on global warming, hunger and promoting international harmony. (Applause.)

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya...

Day 2: Global Warming and Energy Independence

I will ask for mutual sacrifice from Americans. I will mandate that we go from 65% imported oil to 10% on a crash basis, to cars with 50 miles per gallon in 5 years, to 20% renewable energy in 20 years, and to reduce greenhouse gasses I will support and sign Kyoto. (Loud applause.)

By “sacrifice”, “mandate” and “crash basis”, are you talking about rationing or just bringing back the notoriously unpopular 55 mph speed limit? I can’t drive 55.

I will partner with cities and states. I will make a federal contribution if you build smart growth communities, implement sensible land use policies and commit to rail instead of just expanding existing highways. I will keep Amtrak running and have a national transportation policy focused on light rail, bullet trains and more efficient transportation.

We can agree on some of this. Balanced transportation is important, and rail has been getting the short end of the stick for years, especially freight rail. Every long distance truck we take off the highway and strap onto a railcar makes room for four more cars. But the highway lobby, the trucking industry and the Teamsters aren’t going to like it. Light rail is a potential transportation solution, but its advocates are turning it into a religion. And by the way, Amtrak needs a big dose of free market therapy if it’s ever going to be more than a ward of government. Amtrak management doesn’t have a clue as to how to market its product and raise revenue.

Day 3: Universal Healthcare

I will work with Congress to pass universal healthcare. I will provide tax incentives to companies that work for better employee health, like those that provide company gyms. We should focus on prevention. Administrative costs of healthcare are 31%, and I will reduce that to 5%. I will reduce the age for Medicare eligibility to 55. Veterans will be given health cards that they can use outside the VA hospital system. It’s time to remove junk food from schools and mandate healthy meals. (Applause.)

HillaryCare again? And you’re going to pay for this how?

Day 4: And Then He Rested

A great sigh of relief from Publius.

Day 5: Job Creation

I will work with Congress to pass tax incentives for job creation. I will permit no trade agreements to be implemented unless labor rights are respected. I will appoint a union member as Secretary of Labor. (Loud applause.) Rather than hike taxes, I will look to innovation.

That “innovation” business sounds Republican, and I don’t think it will get very far with the unions. As to mandating how workers are treated in other countries, you want to export the American nanny state to the Third World? And you think we’re unpopular now!

Day 6: Social Issues

I will support a woman’s right to choose. (Sustained applause.) It is time for a federal law recognizing civil unions. We can have immigration laws without fences. If you build a 10 foot fence, the Mexicans will simply find an 11 foot ladder. I will restore habeus corpus, end government eavesdropping and shut down Guantanamo and Abu Ghraib. (Loud and sustained applause.) I will ameliorate the effects of globalism worldwide by narrowing the gap between rich and poor.

By making us poorer, no doubt.

Q & A

A microphone was provided for questioners, but as one man came to the mike, others began shouting out questions. That’s how it was handled from that point on.

Iraq: Richardson blasted Congress for backsliding in its negotiations with the president. The proper solution is to invoke the War Powers Act to de-authorize the war and force Bush to pull out. (Loud and sustained applause.)

Bill, you slammed the Democratic Congress because that’s where Hillary and Obama reside. It’s a good shot and puts the ball squarely in their court. But do you really want to announce our surrender to the enemy in advance? Do you honestly think that our defeat in Iraq won’t lead to the kind of problems we had in the Seventies? Do you really want to be the second Jimmy Carter, president of a humbled, weak and pitiful giant brought down by lesser men?

Immigration: Richardson opposed the current immigration bill. He would ask for more border security, more employer sanctions, and most importantly he would get Mexico to help its own people so they wouldn’t want to come here in the first place. He would oppose any wall and favor amnesty. Mass deportations are out of the question. Guest workers would need labor protection and health care.

To clean up the narco-republic that is Mexico would require another Castro – and with our luck that’s exactly what we’d get. But opening up entitlements to guest workers? Who’s going to pay for it?

The historic inability of sitting senators to be elected president: Richardson milked that one for all it was worth.

But saying that Jack Kennedy was a “special case” simply scores a point for Obama, who has a copyright on being a special case. You might want to come up with a better answer.

Conclusion

My feelings were mixed. I came away respecting Bill Richardson and even liking him at times. I could sit down, have a beer (or two) with this guy and argue the night away. He has serious heft and a lot of content but no real sound bites. He is a good communicator but not a great communicator. He comes across as personable, knowledgeable, neither radical nor dangerous, but too idealistic on foreign policy. I don’t know if Richardson actually believes all that stuff about diplomacy or if he was just throwing red meat to a Seattle crowd. He is a policy wonk like Bill Clinton but lacks Clinton’s guile. He is not a rock star like Obama but a governor with a track record in New Mexico, Congress and international diplomacy. He would be a formidable candidate if he got the Democratic nomination. But getting past rock stars like Hillary and Obama – and undeclared rock stars like Gore – will be difficult. He has to be viewed as a second tier candidate.

Concerning the crowd in the room, I wasn’t sure if I was sensing hatred of America or just hatred of Bush. Had I asked, I suspect the answer would have been, “I hate what Bush, Halliburton, the neocons and the Christers have done to America, but I love what America could be.” The faces in the room belonged to people who protested Vietnam in the Sixties and Seventies, fought for a nuclear freeze in the Eighties, and now had a new cause in Iraq. Their faces had aged and their sandaled feet needed a variety of surgical procedures, but it was the same crowd. Then as now, they firmly believe they possess the moral high ground.

My associate was not able to pass his book to Richardson at the event because the candidate was mobbed by the local media and by politicians who wanted to be photographed with him. However, he attended the evening event, a fundraising dinner for 40 on Mercer Island with plenty of free food and drinks, and he passed his book to the governor then. Although invited, I elected not to attend for fear I would be solicited to write a large check to the Richardson campaign.

I’m on a fixed income, you know.


TOPICS: US: Washington; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: democrats; election; publiusessay; richardson; seattle
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To: Publius

Thank you. Great story.


21 posted on 05/30/2007 2:52:04 AM PDT by iowamark
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To: Publius

BTTT for later reading... (or what on earth am I doing on FR at 4:23 in the morning? LOL)


22 posted on 05/30/2007 4:23:20 AM PDT by Libertina
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To: Publius

BTTT. Thanks for an interesting report.


23 posted on 05/30/2007 4:51:22 AM PDT by SW6906 (6 things you can't have too much of: sex, money, firewood, horsepower, guns and ammunition.)
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To: Publius

“Jim McDermott said that Al Gore would enter late after all the others had exhausted their bank accounts. Jim says it’s going to be Gore/Obama for sure.”

McDermott still wiretapping people? He’d make a great commie.


24 posted on 05/30/2007 7:22:48 AM PDT by Gothmog (Valerie Plame is guilty of treason)
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To: Libertina
Yes, just what are you doing on FR at 4:23 in the morning? Inquiring minds want to know.
25 posted on 05/30/2007 9:57:04 AM PDT by Publius (A = A)
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To: Publius
ROTFLMAO! I knew it all along, you COMMIE!

A BTT for the evening crew. Wonderful account, Publius, although I'm thinking you're for the delousing shed after this little shakedown cruise. Hold still, buddy, the DDT won't hurtcha but the cooties will...

Mr. Richardson might find it a bit difficult to shut down Abu Ghraib inasmuch as we turned it over to the Iraqis late last year. But as far as sitting all the sides down together for a nice chat, I think that's a jolly idea, preferably after notifying his next of kin. Mebbe I could contribute to his campaign if he makes me his beneficiary. Reeking of earnestness may not bring peace to a bunch who've been fighting for 1400 years but it is a great way to wind up on Youtube in an al Qaeda snuff film. "Decap recap at 11:00..."

26 posted on 05/30/2007 7:58:11 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

It was an interesting trip into enemy territory. Thank God it wasn’t an Obama or Hillary rally. I couldn’t have survived that.


27 posted on 05/30/2007 8:18:20 PM PDT by Publius (A = A)
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To: Publius

LOL Looking for excitement in all the right places? ;)


28 posted on 05/30/2007 9:00:36 PM PDT by Libertina
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To: Publius

BTTT Just wonderful! Delightful read... but..er...a CHECK written to a Democrat? Of couse, I get it - you’re going to cancel it, right? ;)


29 posted on 05/30/2007 9:06:37 PM PDT by Libertina
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To: Libertina
"No, no," Publius said frantically. "I avoided the dinner party just to make sure I didn't have to write one."
30 posted on 05/30/2007 9:08:40 PM PDT by Publius (A = A)
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To: Publius

Very well then. Now about that badge... Loose ends from an Italian boy, unbelievable! ;)


31 posted on 05/30/2007 9:42:58 PM PDT by Libertina
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To: Libertina

Next time I’ll take that name badge home and burn it myself. Lesson learned. But now you know why I avoided any and all photographers.


32 posted on 05/30/2007 9:44:53 PM PDT by Publius (A = A)
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To: Publius

And work with “the family” LOL


33 posted on 05/30/2007 9:52:55 PM PDT by Libertina
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To: Publius
It was an interesting trip into enemy territory. Thank God it wasn’t an Obama or Hillary rally. I couldn’t have survived that.

We appreciate your sacrifice! So which did you do 1st upon leaving, get a bite to eat or get de-loused?

34 posted on 05/31/2007 1:05:39 PM PDT by 4woodenboats (If Amnesty is the Question, Filibuster is the answer. Build Fence Now Talk Later)
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To: DesertDreamer
Richardson is only including the down payment in his speeches

That's standard practice here in WA?. Last November, one week after the elections, a report by the 3 county Regional Transportaion Investment District called for 134 billion dollars worth of projects.

Now the state and it's pet media pens are touting the plan as a 10 billion dollar endeavor that just happens to not finish anything.

35 posted on 05/31/2007 1:13:18 PM PDT by 4woodenboats (If Amnesty is the Question, Filibuster is the answer. Build Fence Now Talk Later)
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To: 4woodenboats

I ate first.


36 posted on 05/31/2007 2:01:54 PM PDT by Publius (A = A)
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To: cmsgop; ShorelineMike; Libertina; Billthedrill
Did anyone beside me see the TV films of Barry O'Bama's appearence in Seattle yesterday? I couldn't imagine a greater contrast with Richardson.

Every word out of O'Bama's mouth received applause. Women were giddy and almost in tears. Grown men were in love with this guy. It was as though the Second Coming had arrived -- and I say this as an atheist! It was unearthly, and I'm not sure how to react to it -- except via fear.

People actually yearn for this man. It's like the Left has finally discovered the liberal Ronald Reagan.

37 posted on 06/02/2007 4:10:41 PM PDT by Publius (A = A)
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To: Publius
Yeah, I’d agree with that, I thought that one chick was going to throw her panties at him.......
38 posted on 06/02/2007 4:13:08 PM PDT by cmsgop ( "cmsgop" a Mark Goodson / Bill Todman Production)
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To: cmsgop
When I see the grim faces supporting Hillary, I understand the Stalinist spirit. They yearn for her dominating touch. They believe the earth itself yearns for her gentle mastery. (For all I know, maybe it does.)

But the reaction to O'Bama is downright irrational. I've never seen hysteria like that.

I'm glad I didn't attend that rally.

39 posted on 06/02/2007 4:18:54 PM PDT by Publius (A = A)
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To: Publius
Perhaps they just think they yearn for him...after all, they read it in the papers!
40 posted on 06/02/2007 4:42:34 PM PDT by Libertina
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