[JB in Whitefish]

“Whatever happened to that perfect word, “underachiever”?
If I hadn’t been slapped with that in the third grade, I’d probably still be slaking off.”

...or perhaps SLACKING off....???

“slaking one’s drought” is essentially having a drink of water.

[Thrownatbirth]

...or perhaps SLACKING off....???

I'm also a recovering alkie, so either works.

[april15Bendovr]

I don't think anyone here at FR would ever be considered an “underachiever”

Underachieving victims with martyrdom syndrome are posting over at the Democratic Underground, Daily KOS and Moveon.org