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Alleged Robber Asks Teller to Call Cops [Dumb]
AP via WTOP News.com ^ | May 24, 2007 | Staff

Posted on 05/25/2007 5:38:34 PM PDT by Sleeping Beauty

STEPHENVILLE, Texas (AP) - After demanding money, an alleged bank robber apparently had second thoughts because he asked the teller to call police and said he would be waiting outside on the curb, authorities said.

When Philip Stuart Martin, 45, was arrested Wednesday outside First Financial Branch Bank, he had no weapons, was not physically or verbally abusive and appeared sober, said police Capt. Jason King.

Martin apparently had walked to the bank and did not have a car, King said.

Martin was charged with robbery and remained in the Erath County Jail in lieu of $30,000 bond Thursday.

Police have talked to Martin but are still trying to figure out why he asked the teller to call authorities, King said.

"This was a very unusual, non-typical situation," King said.

King wouldn't say how much money was taken.


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: crime; dumbcrooks
I'm disappointed.

I was hoping he wore panties over his face, like the last guy.

1 posted on 05/25/2007 5:38:36 PM PDT by Sleeping Beauty
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To: Sleeping Beauty

He was homeless,broke, sick and hungry. He wanted into jail.


2 posted on 05/25/2007 5:40:52 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter

Bingo.


3 posted on 05/25/2007 5:59:50 PM PDT by Ronin (Ut iusta esse, lex noblis severus necesse est.)
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To: Ronin

Three hots and a cot, and sex too.


4 posted on 05/25/2007 6:08:15 PM PDT by Ed Condon (Wanted, newer tag line in good condition.)
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To: Sleeping Beauty

It’s called “throwing a brick” and means deliberately going to jail. Hard to imagine that being the best life choice but it happens for just that reason- it’s seen as the best alternative at the time.


5 posted on 05/25/2007 6:23:30 PM PDT by DBrow
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To: Ditter

..and get a free college education, food, room and board, and health care.


6 posted on 05/25/2007 6:25:27 PM PDT by Screamname (The only reason time exists is so everything doesn`t happen all at once - Albert Einstein)
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To: Sleeping Beauty

He should have tossed all his ID and said his name was Jose’. He would have been awarded 3 squares for maybe 3 days, free med check up, and then given the opportunity to walk .


7 posted on 05/25/2007 6:35:13 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow. Tomorrow is always the busiest day!)
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To: Sleeping Beauty

PS: Anybody with three first names is a loser! :-)


8 posted on 05/25/2007 6:36:02 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow. Tomorrow is always the busiest day!)
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..and get a free college education, food, room and board, and health care.

Wow. This prison place sounds like a liberal paradise.

9 posted on 05/25/2007 7:03:39 PM PDT by Always Right
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He should have tossed all his ID and said his name was Jose’. He would have been awarded 3 squares for maybe 3 days, free med check up, and then given the opportunity to walk .

Not to mention a free ride on the welfare system afterward...discount housing, etc. etc. etc....

10 posted on 05/25/2007 7:34:37 PM PDT by LaineyDee (Don't mess with Texas wimmen!)
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To: Ditter
He was homeless,broke, sick and hungry. He wanted into jail.

That happens in American, every time you go to the hospital without insurance, unless you were born in a foreign country.

11 posted on 05/25/2007 7:43:04 PM PDT by org.whodat (What's the difference between a Democrat and a republican????)
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To: DBrow
It’s called “throwing a brick” and means deliberately going to jail.

I’d expect more of that every year with winter, especially in points farther north.

12 posted on 05/25/2007 7:52:42 PM PDT by dighton
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To: Sleeping Beauty

Sounds like he just wanted to go back to jail to me.


13 posted on 05/25/2007 7:54:56 PM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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