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A Poem for Rosie O'Donnell (Ode to Rozilla)
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| May 25, 2007
| Alan Helvig
Posted on 05/25/2007 7:16:46 AM PDT by BigAlPro
Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar too; Spewing dissent to the fans of The View
Theories and conspiracies all day long; Compared to the facts, they're usually wrong
One seems crazy, the other just nuts; Blaming all on Bush, 'cause they hate his guts
"Impeach him!" they shout, "Arrest Cheney too"; Drawing support from the fans of The View
"This war is illegal, too many are dead!"; Their eyes glare crazy, their faces burn red
Meanwhile, sitting patiently, there on the right; Our sweet young Elisabeth, oh what a sight
With child and glowing, a mother to be; Her eyes wide open, truth does she see
Day in and day out, she takes it all in; As left hooks and jabs land on her chin
Until one day she could take it no more; Our sweet young Elisabeth let out a roar
Back off Rosie, it's time for some facts; We've had enough of your left-wing attacks
Our President is okay and Cheney is too; They know way more, than you or the shrew
Our troops are not terrorists, they're good guys and gals; You need to quit listening to your loony pals
Get your facts straight or keep your hole shut; Think with your head instead of your butt
Depart from The View and get a real life; Get off the stage, go home to your wife
Have some more Koolaide or a Baby Ruth; Please leave the news to those who know truth
TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: behar; elisabeth; hasselbeck; joybehar; odonnell; rosie; rosieodonnell; theview
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posted on
05/25/2007 7:16:49 AM PDT
by
BigAlPro
To: BigAlPro
To: BigAlPro
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posted on
05/25/2007 7:36:27 AM PDT
by
auntyfemenist
(Card carrying conservative, William F. Buckley fan.)
To: BigAlPro
Well done. But my answer to the moonbats is simple - I don’t watch The View.
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posted on
05/25/2007 7:37:51 AM PDT
by
Colonel_Flagg
(I'm in a bad mood a lot lately.)
To: BigAlPro
Rozilla the Bully Bulldike!
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posted on
05/25/2007 7:38:59 AM PDT
by
ChadGore
(VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans. We Vote.)
To: Colonel_Flagg
Neither do I. But I do remember Elisabeth from Survivor.
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posted on
05/25/2007 7:42:22 AM PDT
by
JillValentine
(Being a feminist is all about being a victim. Being an armed woman is all about not being a victim.)
To: BigAlPro
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posted on
05/25/2007 9:19:14 AM PDT
by
sarasota
To: sarasota
She was on. Like so many others, she was counting down to her departure.
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posted on
05/25/2007 9:36:28 AM PDT
by
BigAlPro
(The true power in America lays with "We the People")
To: BigAlPro
Was there an exchange between her and Liz? Was Barbra there?
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posted on
05/25/2007 9:41:28 AM PDT
by
sarasota
To: BigAlPro
Now we have Trump (piece of $hit with a toupee) calling Hasselbeck dumb: ... As far as Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Ive always said shes probably the dumbest person on television...
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posted on
05/25/2007 9:56:48 AM PDT
by
Niteranger68
(Nosotros no hablamos espaƱol.)
To: BigAlPro
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posted on
05/25/2007 10:02:28 AM PDT
by
MCH
To: BigAlPro
...”Theories and conspiracies all day long; Compared to the facts, they’re usually wrong”...
Yeah, Behar said in that war of the words that she didn’t care about the facts! Behar needs to go too.
I’m so glad that Rosie is gone from the View. She has a right to her opinions, even if they are wrong. She will continue to spew her ill-formed opinions in her blog. That is the apporpriate place to do so, not in a TV show which is supposed to be entertainment. Bye, bye, Rosie.
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posted on
05/25/2007 4:19:43 PM PDT
by
tob2
( "I may not be perfect but I'm always me." Anon.)
To: BigAlPro
You must have heard by now that today’s show was pre-recorded and that Rosie isn’t going to be back.
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posted on
05/25/2007 4:39:42 PM PDT
by
sarasota
To: sarasota
You are correct! This poem was written before today’s announcement that Rosie quit. If I had waited a few more hours, I could have changed the ending.
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posted on
05/25/2007 5:06:59 PM PDT
by
BigAlPro
(The true power in America lays with "We the People")
To: BigAlPro
To: RacerF150
Trump, I think, saw this as an opportunity to get on TV - he was on EVERYTHING yesterday.
With any luck, we have seen the last of 24/7 “All Rosie, All the Time” news.
To: BigAlPro; sarasota
Was she on today? She was on. Like so many others, she was counting down to her departure.
Friday's episode was prerecorded on Monday. When she was still stewing. On Wednesday she erupted, got smacked down, and left the building, never to return
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posted on
05/27/2007 2:24:30 AM PDT
by
Oztrich Boy
(The winnah ... and new heavyweight champion of The View: Elisabeth Haaaasellllllbeck!)
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