A Poem for Rosie O'Donnell (Ode to Rozilla)

Helvitorial.com ^ | May 25, 2007 | Alan Helvig

[BigAlPro]

Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar too; Spewing dissent to the fans of The View

Theories and conspiracies all day long; Compared to the facts, they're usually wrong

One seems crazy, the other just nuts; Blaming all on Bush, 'cause they hate his guts

"Impeach him!" they shout, "Arrest Cheney too"; Drawing support from the fans of The View

"This war is illegal, too many are dead!"; Their eyes glare crazy, their faces burn red

Meanwhile, sitting patiently, there on the right; Our sweet young Elisabeth, oh what a sight

With child and glowing, a mother to be; Her eyes wide open, truth does she see

Day in and day out, she takes it all in; As left hooks and jabs land on her chin

Until one day she could take it no more; Our sweet young Elisabeth let out a roar

Back off Rosie, it's time for some facts; We've had enough of your left-wing attacks

Our President is okay and Cheney is too; They know way more, than you or the shrew

Our troops are not terrorists, they're good guys and gals; You need to quit listening to your loony pals

Get your facts straight or keep your hole shut; Think with your head instead of your butt

Depart from The View and get a real life; Get off the stage, go home to your wife

Have some more Koolaide or a Baby Ruth; Please leave the news to those who know truth

[roses of sharon]

Bump!

[auntyfemenist]

Cute...AND true.

[Colonel_Flagg]

Well done. But my answer to the moonbats is simple - I don’t watch The View.

[ChadGore]

Rozilla the Bully Bulldike!

[JillValentine]

Neither do I. But I do remember Elisabeth from Survivor.

[sarasota]

Was she on today?

[BigAlPro]

She was on. Like so many others, she was counting down to her departure.

[sarasota]

Was there an exchange between her and Liz? Was Barbra there?

[Niteranger68]

Now we have Trump (piece of $hit with a toupee) calling Hasselbeck dumb: “... As far as Elisabeth Hasselbeck, I’ve always said she’s probably the dumbest person on television...”

[MCH]

Hehe. Pretty good.

[tob2]

...”Theories and conspiracies all day long; Compared to the facts, they’re usually wrong”...

Yeah, Behar said in that war of the words that she didn’t care about the facts! Behar needs to go too.

I’m so glad that Rosie is gone from the View. She has a right to her opinions, even if they are wrong. She will continue to spew her ill-formed opinions in her blog. That is the apporpriate place to do so, not in a TV show which is supposed to be entertainment. Bye, bye, Rosie.

[sarasota]

You must have heard by now that today’s show was pre-recorded and that Rosie isn’t going to be back.

[BigAlPro]

You are correct! This poem was written before today’s announcement that Rosie quit. If I had waited a few more hours, I could have changed the ending.

[Mount Athos]

[captjanaway]

Trump, I think, saw this as an opportunity to get on TV - he was on EVERYTHING yesterday.
With any luck, we have seen the last of 24/7 “All Rosie, All the Time” news.

[Oztrich Boy]

Was she on today?

She was on. Like so many others, she was counting down to her departure.

Friday's episode was prerecorded on Monday. When she was still stewing. On Wednesday she erupted, got smacked down, and left the building, never to return