[M. Espinola]

"Up war yew folks are, of course.

Sir, I suggest immediate speech therapy.

Check your Yellow Pages for assistance.

[FredHunter08]

“Sir, I suggest immediate speech therapy.

Check your Yellow Pages for assistance.”

Speech therapy for typing? That’s a new one.

You, sir, have no sense of humor. It's unfortunate that there is no treatment for that particular illness.