[rightwingintelligentsia]

The approval of violence rose slightly among younger Lutherans and when the hypothetical violence was targeted against Presbyterians . . . "running over Presbyterians with my Ski-Doo" (23%).

Ahem. And what do you folks have against Presbyterians?

[Elsiejay]

They’re predestined for something. I forget just what it is.

[GoLightly]

Do you know you can’t outrun a fast moving Ski-Doo? I think many Presbyterians think they can if there’s a Lutheran in command of said vehicle, which they loudly announce by saying, “You can’t run me over with that thing.” There are some things in this world that don’t operate democratically & Ski-Doo’s are one of ‘em.