Seven-year-old girl finds condom in a Happy Meal

funreports.com ^ | 2007/04/26

[Slings and Arrows]

A seven-year-old New Zealand girl was given a condom in a gift that came with a so-called "Happy Meal" at a Wellington McDonald's outlet, a newspaper reported on Thursday.

"I was pretty horrified, really," grandfather Rowan Hatch told the Dominion Post after he had found the condom in its unopened plastic wrapper inside a small sports bag that came with a meal he bought for Maia Whitaker.

"The fact my granddaughter was going to look in the bag and find this thing - it was going to be difficult to explain, really. She's only seven."

The restaurant manager swapped the bag for a pencil case, and a McDonald's spokesperson said the incident was being investigated, the AP reports.

[gridlock]

You want guys with that?

[gridlock]

You want thighs with that?

[gridlock]

You want Thais with that?

[gridlock]

You want a rise with that?

[gridlock]

You wanna Supersize that?

[gridlock]

That will be $100 for the first thirty minutes. Please drive around...

[Titan Magroyne]

If this had happened in Nan’s SanFran, the manager would have given the girl a cucumber with which to practice putting the condom on. Only setting her up for disappointment later in life? :-D

[BulletBobCo]

We should expect severe condomnation for this action.

[gridlock]

Cucumbers come in a wide variety of sizes, or so I am lead to understand.

[rogue yam]

This may have been some sort of mistake but to me it sounds like leftist/gay sabotage. They want to sexualize children as a means to destroy our culture. Cultural Marxism is happening all around us.

[krb]

She got the “Happy Ending Meal”

[rod1]

yeah but Southern CA it might have been a big jalopena pepper instead.

[Grut]

Monica Lewinsky, please call the office!

[texpat72]

Post of the day!

[Slings and Arrows]

I heard this morning that a father bought three Happy Meals at the McDonald’s in Ottawa, IL, and in one was a cigarette lighter, in the second was a kind of pipe, and in the third a bag of pot. Evidently an employee there thought the Happy Meal boxes were a good place to stash his paraphenalia.

Once again, that's why they call it "dope."

[Slings and Arrows]

If this had happened in Nan’s SanFran, the manager would have given the girl a cucumber with which to practice putting the condom on.
Only setting her up for disappointment later in life? :-D

I think he meant a dill gherkin.

[kaboom]

Scott Ritter was unavailable for comment.

[dfwgator]

“Is that a foot-long?”

“And then some.”

(Points to the first person to identify the movie that came from)

[Slings and Arrows]

“Bachelor Party.”

[dfwgator]

We have a winner.