Send in the assmonkeys (latest environmentalist fad: going childless)

National Post - Canada ^ | Tuesday, May 15, 2007 | Jonathan Kay

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Just think............If AlGore’s parents had decided to go childless, the world truly would have been a better place.

But who would have invented the Internet?

[hunter112]

Texas Roadhouse and Olive Garden are not nice restaurants??

Back when I was living in WA state, my fellow citizens thought Olive Garden was a nice Italian restaurant, that observation gets a hearty guffaw from my new friends and neighbors here in NY!

But, don't those of us who have been fruitful and multiplied deserve a chance to have a quiet dinner out every now and then? Back in WA, I could eat in the bar, but here in NY, they seem to allow children in them.

[Tijeras_Slim]

As soon as they can reach the sewing machine, roll your own kids or go nekkid!

[Tijeras_Slim]

The CRUCIBLE in which the FREERIDERS were forged!

[Vanbasten]

This reminds me of the Matrix, when Smith(I think that was his name) describes the human race as a virus.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Yes, it was a glorious day....

[Dianna]

OH MY WHAT A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!

While I would wake up from such a scene screaming, those parents really do have it all together.

[Scotswife]

yes indeed.

Anyone who despises assmonkeys will necessarily be opposed to accepting the benefits of their earnings in old age...yes?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

No clue how they do it, I would be in a straight jacket.

Honestly, 1 would make me nuts...

[Scotswife]

not a dozen...but when I had 3 I said I would have more if we had more money.
And that came true.

But a dozen? No...too old and tired for a dozen.

[Scotswife]

hmmmm.....if you take them out to restaurants I’m sure you still must be doing something offensive.

[redhead]

Well, this is going to work out just fine, then. The believers/Conservatives are having all their babies, and most of these children are being educated at home, or in private schools. The Liberals, on the other hand, seem absolutely hellbent to abort/contracept themselves right out of existence.

[Ditter]

Most likely LOL! They are grown now and my grandchildren are even past acting bad in a restaurant.

[Mr. K]

In my book that makes you eligible for sainthood. god Bless You and your children.

I may be getting to old to have more, but I am strngly considering adoption or foster care. Now I know why parents get to the point where they want grandchildren so bad...!

As soon as my children have I promise them full babysitting :)

[Hoodlum91]

I’m still entertained by that thread!

[Tijeras_Slim]

A classic.

[colorado tanker]

Gosh, if you expressed the opinion that liberals should be sterilized so they don't pass the stupid gene on to children, there'd be a firestorm. But they seem to be perfectly happy to do it to themselves.

Must drive them even more insane that we keep breeding little conservatives.

[Tribune7]

The future is not them.

[GMMAC]

"But they seem to be perfectly happy to do it to themselves."

shhhhh ... it's entirely possible they haven't figured this out.
I mean it's not as if logic is one on the left's strong suits ... so to speak.

"Must drive them even more insane that we keep breeding little conservatives."

I've found, what children liberals do have, as often as not, end up rejecting their parents' 'values'.
Hey, if you want kids to grow up despising lawyers & feminists, merely expose them to the so-called 'family' Courts during their formative years.

[nonsporting]

To the Paul Wilsons of the world: I and my children will bury you!