He sacrifices the value of his point by writing things like,
"The existence of God, His standards and a day of personal accountability really, really, jacks with their efforts at autonomy and their chances of getting laid tonight?"
minimizing the thoughts of others and adding nothing to the conversation.
Whether or not G-d exists will always be unresolved on earth. Taking this tone (and there are many on both sides who do) adds nothing to the conversation.
God exists. The only thing unresolved is what you are going to do regarding your heart towards Him.
I could say much the same for your post, what with the generalization fallacy, begging the question, and continuing on to a set of poor conclusions from a flawed starting point.
That's OK -- Jesus died for you just as much as he died for me, and if your conscience is starting to get to you, we can talk anytime on or offline about his plan for you.