But on the matter of psychokinesis, the fact that April 15 comes and goes every year without a massive dying off of federal bureaucrats/lawmakers (or even a statistically significant blip in accidents) pretty much rules this out. Well, also, the fact that Bush hasn’t had any problem shows at least that wacko leftist hatemongers have no psychokinetic ability.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
/Steven Wright
LOL. That was a truly funny post.