Ah but FC. I’ll only invest in a bank set up by a Prophet of God. . . . By one who is directed of God.
If you tell me you’re a prophet then I’ll TRUST you that you won’t lose my money. Are you a Prophet or just a man like all the other bank owners who have failed?
Mormon’s have a problem. Either Joseph’s Myth was a Prophet or he was a profit and he stole other peoples wives and money. Hmmmm which one could it be?
“Ah but FC. I’ll only invest in a bank set up by a Prophet of God. . . . By one who is directed of God.”
But colorcountry, we are all becoming gods (except women and non-priests if I got this right), so I’m directing my self, so bingo, you should invest in my bank. Speaking of bingo, my bank also runs a bingo night.
“If you tell me you’re a prophet then I’ll TRUST you that you won’t lose my money. Are you a Prophet or just a man like all the other bank owners who have failed?”
I am a Profit maker, is that good enough? I absolutely guarantee that I will use your money for the “God given” purposes for which I intended it.
“Mormon’s have a problem. Either Joseph’s Myth was a Prophet or he was a profit and he stole other peoples wives and money. “
No problem is too big that a timely revelation can’t take care of it. A Prophet is a Prophet except when they screw up - that’s why I guarantee as a Prophet that I am a Prophet, unless I just screwed up on that.