“Ah but FC. I’ll only invest in a bank set up by a Prophet of God. . . . By one who is directed of God.”
But colorcountry, we are all becoming gods (except women and non-priests if I got this right), so I’m directing my self, so bingo, you should invest in my bank. Speaking of bingo, my bank also runs a bingo night.
“If you tell me you’re a prophet then I’ll TRUST you that you won’t lose my money. Are you a Prophet or just a man like all the other bank owners who have failed?”
I am a Profit maker, is that good enough? I absolutely guarantee that I will use your money for the “God given” purposes for which I intended it.
“Mormon’s have a problem. Either Joseph’s Myth was a Prophet or he was a profit and he stole other peoples wives and money. “
No problem is too big that a timely revelation can’t take care of it. A Prophet is a Prophet except when they screw up - that’s why I guarantee as a Prophet that I am a Prophet, unless I just screwed up on that.
Wow, I believe you too! If following you makes me a better person, then you must be a profit!
Now everyone in America must vote for me.....I will become President, then a god....a ruler of my own planet and universe.!!!
Will you come with me and be my polyandrous mate. We can have lots of spirit children (if I’m not consorting with my other more preferred mates, that is). WHAT!! Women can’t have plural marraiges in heaven! Only men!
We’ll see about that. I will pray to god in the forest and he will tell me that YOUR religion is wrong, and that MY new religion is a restoration of polyamory. Now women can have plural husbands.....just the way it should be! We can cut down the population on earth and save the planet. I am a Prophetess.