“Sorry for bringing this up but when the bank that Joseph Smith envisioned failed, it was at the same time that banks all over the U.S. failed. It was a national disaster. People are people.”
I am sooo glad you feel that way, because a lot of mortgage banks have failed recently.
But you are in luck, cause your Prophet FastCoyote has just started a mortgage bank, without a charter because it is an anti-mortgage bank - For The People. This is your chance to deposit you money in the Bank of FastCoyote and help fund home loans for indigent people - ME! Of course, since there are a lot of mortagage bank failures, you won’t hold me accountable if the Bank of Fast Coyote fails, just like you don’t hold Joseph Smith accountable.
I’m on a roll now, I can double the deposits overnight with a “blessed miracle” roll of the dice down at the Four Queens here in Vegas.
Ah but FC. I’ll only invest in a bank set up by a Prophet of God. . . . By one who is directed of God.
If you tell me you’re a prophet then I’ll TRUST you that you won’t lose my money. Are you a Prophet or just a man like all the other bank owners who have failed?
Mormon’s have a problem. Either Joseph’s Myth was a Prophet or he was a profit and he stole other peoples wives and money. Hmmmm which one could it be?