Ok, DL, let's see you set the example for us all.
I need a complete personal background file on you, pronto! Everything! Including, but not limited to, your full income tax and business statements for the past 15 years, your military record, your personal health history with photocopies of all your medical records (please include those of your immediate relatives, as well, so I can assess your risk of genetically inherited disease), your criminal history (including traffic citations), any history of litigation in which you werre the defendant, any history of bankruptcy, repossession, or defaults on loans. Please include all social security numbers, account numbers, etc. and scan photocopies to us so we can verify that the information is correct, ok? And that's just for starters!
I know you don't approve of folks "hiding behind anonymity," so I expect you'll comply with this demand without delay. I thank you in advance for your cooperation.