Ok, DL, let's see you set the example for us all.
I need a complete personal background file on you, pronto! Everything! Including, but not limited to, your full income tax and business statements for the past 15 years, your military record, your personal health history with photocopies of all your medical records (please include those of your immediate relatives, as well, so I can assess your risk of genetically inherited disease), your criminal history (including traffic citations), any history of litigation in which you werre the defendant, any history of bankruptcy, repossession, or defaults on loans. Please include all social security numbers, account numbers, etc. and scan photocopies to us so we can verify that the information is correct, ok? And that's just for starters!
I know you don't approve of folks "hiding behind anonymity," so I expect you'll comply with this demand without delay. I thank you in advance for your cooperation.
Ok, let see...
Born in Ohio, grew up in Florida, have two brothers (that’s probably all you want to know there) Oh, yes, my real name is Daniel Longo. I earned over 90K and filed under sub chapter S. The name of my business is Pennant. I’m 33 years old, so yeah I guess my tax returns go back to my Pizza Hutt days. No military record, my oldest brother served as a submariner in the Navy, the brother just older than I just finished his second tour in Iraq. He is an Apache pilot with the 101st. I wanted to be a Navy pilot and did the whole NJROTC thing, but my eyesight(which I was not aware of) prevented me from entering pilot training. It was the only thing I wanted to do, so I moved on. Still love planes with a passion. Still too poor to own my own, but I plan to one day. My Dad was inlisted during Vietnam but served as attache to some Generals in Texas. My grandmother was among the first nurses to go to the Pacific during WWII in the New Hebrides. My grandfather also served in the Pacific durring the war. No diseases. I’ve had two speeding tickets, one just a year ago. I served two hours in the pokey and posted bail for not having insurance and driving a motorcyle when I was 19 in Roswell, Georgia. No bankruptcies, repossessions, or defaults. I have an excellent credit rating and honor all my debts official or otherwise. I’ll give you the middle two 88 :) My wife handles all of our finances. I just make the money, so I honestly don’t know any account numbers.What’s next?