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“Would it be bashing if I pointed out that this is called baiting and is strictly forbidden here? “

I think you are trying to bait me with that statement. Mommmiiee!!! LOL

“and is strictly forbidden here?”

That is the best part about censorship - thoughts that are strictly forbidden create a whirlpool. Once someone learns how to use the “I’m a victim” censorship tool for their own purpose, their power grows exponentially until everyone is devoured. Reminds me of the old Don Morgan days, now he was a real pip. Got everyone else banned, then went up in a cloud of smoke, was banned himself, and spent his time in exile trashing this site for the next year.

“Have you ever been to South America?”
[I have, and the place was absolutely crawling with Lamanite and Nephite Jews, just as Joseph Smith testified.]

“How would you know? Did you expect them to come up to you wearing kepah’s, prayer shawls with beards and phylacteries?”

Trust me, I know! I am the God FastCoyote and THIS IS MY PLANET! And besides, I was following the same steel orb the Lamanites used to guide them from Scandinavia to the new world in 600 BC, so I knew just where to look.

“If you saw me on the street, and you had to guess my ethnic makeup you would probably guess WASP. I have Indians, Maoris, Spanish Irish, Scandinavian, and am a direct descendent of Abraham through the line of Joseph. I have the genealogy to prove it.”

Wow! A direct decendant of Abraham! With a 100% verified genealogy to prove it! ! ! I had a hard time getting my genealogy back to 1732, but you have a lineage back 3000 years - and verified! ! !

Maybe you could post that lineage all the way back, for the rest of us to see. I am sure you have a file copy of it direct from the LDS Family Genealogy Center, so for once we will have verified archaelogical proof of the link between a Mormon and a true Prophet!

I am sure glad someone with as much knowledge as that is able to be a Free Republic thought guide, because if people who put too much faith in science and things like DNA haplotypes were allowed to run around here, who knows what would happen????

“There is an old saying, you can’t judge a book by it’s cover. And you can’t judge a person by theirs either.”

That must be true, because someone who traces their ancestry clear back to Abraham must clearly be on top of things and a font of inspired revelation on just about every subject.

“Did you see all that ancient stone work? Nephites.”

I think you are mistaken, it was the Lamanites who followed the “party orb” from Scandinavia to the Americas in 600 BC and built the giant works at Nazca and Chichen Itza etc. Those Nephites were too unpleasing a people to ever be able to do great works like that.

“And besides, I was following the same steel orb the Lamanites used to guide them from Scandinavia to the new world in 600 BC...”

Scandinavia...? Maybe you ought to actually read the book...

“Wow! A direct decendant of Abraham! With a 100% verified genealogy to prove it! ! ! I had a hard time getting my genealogy back to 1732, but you have a lineage back 3000 years - and verified! ! !”

Not tough if you tap into a Jewish line. My mother got us back to about 200 AD once she hit royalty.

“I think you are mistaken, it was the Lamanites who followed the “party orb” from Scandinavia to the Americas in 600 BC and built the giant works at Nazca and Chichen Itza etc. Those Nephites were too unpleasing a people to ever be able to do great works like that.”

By about 100 AD, there was no genetic difference between the Lamanites and the Nephites. By 400 AD, the group then known as the Nephites was extinct by conquest. You are correct that DU would have been more accurate to have said “Lamanites.”

I was following the same steel orb the Lamanites used to guide them from Scandinavia to the new world in 600 BC, so I knew just where to look

It was a brass ball, and they came from Israel, are you trying to change the subject?

Wow! A direct decendant of Abraham! With a 100% verified genealogy to prove it! ! ! I had a hard time getting my genealogy back to 1732, but you have a lineage back 3000 years - and verified! ! !

Actually, yes, there was a lady left behind by the ten tribes as they went north, she was ill and her daughter and few young men stayed with them. After a year, and Mom was not well, the men left to catch up to the main group. Mom died and a local nobleman took her in and married her. Then there was a war and everyone between him and the throne was killed so she became queen her papers were preserved including her diary. My mom (who is the genealogy Buff) bought a copy when we got back to her, and it includes her genealogy back to Abraham and the bible takes you the rest of the way to Adam. It’s actually cool stuff.

Maybe you could post that lineage all the way back, for the rest of us to see. I am sure you have a file copy of it direct from the LDS Family Genealogy Center, so for once we will have verified archaelogical proof of the link between a Mormon and a true Prophet!

If you want, I can get you the ISBN for the book and you can buy a copy your self. As for posting my genealogy, I don’t think I will do that as it’s huge, we get into the Plantagenets and they have a lot of relatives. I’d be banned, plus since you would now know my real name and address (I’m in my genealogy you know) who knows what kinds of junk mail I'd start getting.

I am sure glad someone with as much knowledge as that is able to be a Free Republic thought guide, because if people who put too much faith in science and things like DNA haplotypes were allowed to run around here, who knows what would happen????

Yes, you are really lucky to have me on this thread, too. AS for the DNA, well it has it’s place (inside the cell wall) but it doesn’t tell everything.

“There is an old saying, you can’t judge a book by it’s cover. And you can’t judge a person by theirs either.”

That must be true, because someone who traces their ancestry clear back to Abraham must clearly be on top of things and a font of inspired revelation on just about every subject.

It must be tough trying to compete, I know, I’ll try to tone it down some. I guess I shouldn’t tell you that we have four lines back to Adam, ops, did I say that out loud?

I think you are mistaken, it was the Lamanites who followed the “party orb” from Scandinavia to the Americas in 600 BC and built the giant works at Nazca and Chichen Itza etc. Those Nephites were too unpleasing a people to ever be able to do great works like that.

Well, this just goes to show how much you need me to help you, you see you should not try to think without a net. Here, I know some nice young gentlemen in white coats they have a net, the can show you how it works too.

BTW, I think your /sarc tags are broken.

I do not think I am smarter than everyone else, although there are many others who disagree with me on that. I do however know more about genetics than your average Joe, I am not a geneticist as I keep declining the honorary Doctorate that Yale keeps offering me. I do however know that if you are not looking at pure samples tracing markers can be much more difficult, and my genetic code is Heinz 57 at best.

Have a good night and a good laugh at my post, it’s designed that way, just as I am designed the way I am supposed to be by my maker.

(If you don't like the product, sue him.)