Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.” Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.” Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.”
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. “It’s official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world.” Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, “I am now officially the smallest person in the world.” Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says,
“Who the #$%@? is Rosie O’Donnell ?
Scrappleface has nothing on the Dem’s.
Nancy Pelosi today demanded a timetable for withdrawing from this satirization quagmire. Said Pelosi, “Our party is exhausted from reading Freep posts and finding ways to outdo the satirical ones with real life action. Valuable time and resources are being wasted in this effort that would better be spent in ruining—I mean running the country! If Freepers are not prepared to offer an exit strategy, we will draft one for them! Mr. President, tear down that border fence you haven’t built yet! A house divided against itself cannot stand! We cannot long endure with some congresspersons Republicans and others Democrats! Either you are with us or with the American people! SQAUWK! SQUAWK! ARF! ARF! MEOW! QUACK! MOOOOOOO! WEEEOOO! WEEEOOO! Tax the rich! Global—GHAK!” Ms. Pelosi would have elaborated further, but she choked on her own venom and bile, and had to be rushed to an expensive private hospital.
The Demos are proving to everyone that they are not capable of governing. I really don’t know what their role will be in the future, but I don’t see then holding onto Congress for very long and the Presidency should fall mostly to the Pubbies over the next 20 years or so.
This current group of leaders, Pelosi and Reid are simply the worst I have ever seen. Just awful. I know that we tend to complain about our leaders but the Demo’s leaders are seem to be ...leftovers.
LOL! By George, Magoo, you’ve done it again!