Nancy Pelosi today demanded a timetable for withdrawing from this satirization quagmire. Said Pelosi, “Our party is exhausted from reading Freep posts and finding ways to outdo the satirical ones with real life action. Valuable time and resources are being wasted in this effort that would better be spent in ruining—I mean running the country! If Freepers are not prepared to offer an exit strategy, we will draft one for them! Mr. President, tear down that border fence you haven’t built yet! A house divided against itself cannot stand! We cannot long endure with some congresspersons Republicans and others Democrats! Either you are with us or with the American people! SQAUWK! SQUAWK! ARF! ARF! MEOW! QUACK! MOOOOOOO! WEEEOOO! WEEEOOO! Tax the rich! Global—GHAK!” Ms. Pelosi would have elaborated further, but she choked on her own venom and bile, and had to be rushed to an expensive private hospital.
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