Where might I find an inorganic chicken? Sounds positively frightening. Could they take over the world?
Kidding aside, can we all agree that all chickens (as well as every other life form on Planet Gore) are organic? Don't let the birkenstockers take that away from us....
Ah yes, the redefinition of the word “organic”, away from its true meaning in chemistry, annoys me too, but sometimes I use its “new” meaning to communicate something. :-)