I thought my wife was going a bit overboard, insisting we buy only organic chickens and eggs, but it looks like it might matter.
Where might I find an inorganic chicken? Sounds positively frightening. Could they take over the world?
Kidding aside, can we all agree that all chickens (as well as every other life form on Planet Gore) are organic? Don't let the birkenstockers take that away from us....