[LexBaird]

(to the tune of Sweet Bessie of Pike)

“Oh, moose, moose! I like a moose!
I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.
My life has been wicked, my morals are loose,
But ...”

... and I’ll stop there as well ...

[grey_whiskers]

“Oh, moose, moose! I like a moose! I’ve never had anything quite like a moose. My life has been wicked, my morals are loose, But ...”

You haven't lived until you've sung this with a crowd at a beer hall at a Renaissance Festival!

Cheers!