[JB in Whitefish]

I understand the time is HALF that on the females.....

[dirtboy]

No wonder the cheese is so damn expensive.

[AnAmericanMother]

(to the tune of "Turkey in the Straw")

"Oh, Schmendrick had a horse, and he thought it was a cow,
He went out to milk it but he didn't know how,
And the night was very dark and Schmendrick couldn't see. . . "

. . . and I think we'll just stop right there . . .