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To: SolidWood

Not the lady’s underware treatment again ?


16 posted on 04/27/2007 8:10:28 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (BTUs are my Beat.)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

“Not the lady’s underware treatment again ?”

It’s quite effective. The captive gets to see Helen Thomas take them off first, after a baked bean and onion lunch.


93 posted on 04/27/2007 11:28:05 AM PDT by PA-RIVER
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To: Eric in the Ozarks
I'll keep posting this like a broken record.

The women's underwear treatment would be an excellent interrogation technique if used properly.

INTERROGATOR: Now, all we are asking for is a little cooperation. As you know, Americans have always frowned on forceful means of interrogation.

AL-QAEDA: Pah! (spits) Do your worst, paradise surely awaits.

INTERROGATOR: Ah, but we have more subtle means of gaining information. Perhaps you have heard of women's panties on your head?

AL-QAEDA: I will say NOTHING, infidel swine!

INTERROGATOR: We will ask you questions first, then the women's panties.

AL-QAEDA: You will get NOTHING out of me, as Allah is my protector!

INTERROGATOR: The underwear you receive will depend on your answers. If you are good...Heidi Klum.

AL QAEDA: And if not?











INTERROGATOR: ...HELEN THOMAS!

AL-QAEDA: (sings like a canary)

108 posted on 04/28/2007 8:32:02 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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