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Maine School Seeks to Punish Ham Sandwich Prankster
John Birch Society ^ | April 25, 2007

Posted on 04/26/2007 6:51:28 AM PDT by Irontank

A thoughtless adolescent joke is being investigated by local police as a hate crime.

If you need proof that hate crimes and state-run schools are two government projects that should never mix, look no further than Lewiston, Maine. According to the Maine Sun Journal, "On April 11, a white student placed a ham steak in a bag on a lunch table where Somali students were eating." The Somali students were Muslim and believe pork to be unclean. The offender, who is now being investigated as the perpetrator of a hate crime — albeit a calloused and thoughtless one — was a middle school student. In other words, the young "criminal" is in either Sixth, Seventh or Eighth Grade.

Sadly, this is not a parody. In what must be the greatest overreaction of all time, "Lewiston police are investigating, and the Center for the Prevention of Hate Violence is working with the school to create a response plan."

That's right, a "response plan" for a ham sandwich. Why doesn't the principal just mete out an appropriate punishment commensurate with the offense?

According to Stephen Wessler of the Center for Prevention of Hate Violence, having a ham sandwich in close proximity to Muslims is "an awful thing." "It's extraordinarily hurtful and degrading" to Muslims, Wessler added, according to the Sun Journal. "Incidents like this that involve degrading language or conduct are often said by the perpetrator as a joke. I know that conduct is never static," Wessler said according to the paper. "It's part of a process of escalation."

The Lewiston ham sandwich episode even has state officials in an uproar. During his April 24 broadcast CNN's Lou Dobbs reported that the Maine Attorney General is looking into the matter.

Clearly, administrators in the Lewiston school district, the Lewiston Police, the tolerance Gestapo at the Center for Prevention of Hate Violence and the Maine Attorney General's office have gone off the deep end. Lou Dobbs seems to concur. "Mr. Superintendent," the CNN anchor asked on his broadcast, "do you have any sense of proportion? These are children, you're supposed to be educating and one would hope imparting some wisdom and discipline. This is ridiculous." Ridiculous it may be, but the incident demonstrates the dangers of Orwellian hate crimes laws.

As far as that particular Maine school goes, the incident illustrates the difference between schooling for obedience and education. In their textbook Foundations of Education (Fifth Edition), a text that has been widely used in teacher training programs, Allan C. Ornstein of Loyola University and Daniel U. Levine of the University of Nebraska note: "The hidden curriculum is what students learn, other than academic content, from what they do or are expected to do in school. In addition to teaching children to conform passively in the classroom, the hidden curriculum may be preparing students ... to be docile workers later in life." "Thus, the prevailing socialization pattern in the culture of the school and classroom is one that places greatest emphasis on what [a study by scholar Gita] Kedar-Voivodas described as the obedient pupil role," Ornstein and Levine added.

"Hate crime" is a euphemism for thought crime and hate crime enforcement is little more than thought control. And that is the point of the "hidden curriculum" in at least that Maine middle school — to prepare its students "to be docile workers later in life."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Maine; US: Massachusetts; US: New Hampshire; US: Vermont
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To: Irontank
God, that's funny. BTW, when you get to the site and read the story, be sure to read some of the "associated" stories, especially the ones about the pig's head.

My favorite quote:

Matthews said he was running down Lisbon Street planning to put a severed pig's head in front of the place where "dark people" congregate, not knowing it was a mosque, the place where local Somali Muslims worship.

41 posted on 04/26/2007 8:07:35 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: Truth29
The parody isn't much funnier than the story. For example, here's one of the funniest lines in the parody:
The boy said that he felt better after several students apologized for the incident and said that the kids who did it were jerks, "but for the rest of my life when I remember middle school, this will pop up right away," the boy said, "it's like I'm back in Somalia being shot at all over again."

Here is the part from the "real" article:

On Thursday, several students came up to him and said, "Those guys who did it were jerks. I apologize for them, and I hope you feel better."

The boy said they did make him feel better. "But for the rest of my life when I remember middle school, this will pop up right away."

Of course, the "Center for Prevention of Hate Violence" is the perfect parody name for an organization, too bad it's already taken by a real one.

42 posted on 04/26/2007 8:15:56 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: Truth29
The parody isn't much funnier than the story. For example, here's one of the funniest lines in the parody:
The boy said that he felt better after several students apologized for the incident and said that the kids who did it were jerks, "but for the rest of my life when I remember middle school, this will pop up right away," the boy said, "it's like I'm back in Somalia being shot at all over again."

Here is the part from the "real" article:

On Thursday, several students came up to him and said, "Those guys who did it were jerks. I apologize for them, and I hope you feel better."

The boy said they did make him feel better. "But for the rest of my life when I remember middle school, this will pop up right away."

Of course, the "Center for Prevention of Hate Violence" is the perfect parody name for an organization, too bad it's already taken by a real one.

43 posted on 04/26/2007 8:16:04 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: Beckwith

I’m pretty sure that the Jewish organizations do this themselves, and the only law they have are laws which protect them from being regulated in their actions, and protecting their “kosher” copyrights and their right to sue and punish those who violate the rules of their copyright.


44 posted on 04/26/2007 8:18:30 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: AU72

I wonder what would happen if a Jewish student sat down at their table to EAT with them. Would that be considered a hate crime?


45 posted on 04/26/2007 8:19:52 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: Types_with_Fist
LOL! I shoulda realized that.
46 posted on 04/26/2007 10:31:38 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (Just one more gun could have reduced the death toll at VT to just one dead terrorist.)
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To: SeaDragon

here is the thread


47 posted on 04/26/2007 5:15:50 PM PDT by RikaStrom (The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Jews can’t eat pork either, but I’ve yet to see one flip out for being in proximity of a ham sandwich.

Forget the ham sandwich.

Would it be a similar taunt to Muslims to wave a hamburger in one hand and a slice of cheese in the other, threating to bring them together?

Is it the un-Kosherness of it that's offensive, or is it particularly ham?

I know, I saw the story about the Dutch dropping the teaching of farm life because Muslim students flipped out over a DISCUSSION of pigs, let alone actually being around one.

-PJ

48 posted on 04/26/2007 5:30:33 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (It's still not safe to vote Democrat.)
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To: All
There's a lot more to this story.

First, apparently Fox News picked up the PARODY article, and thought it was real, and ran an entire segment on their "Fox and Friends" show mocking people for quotes they never made. There's a video of the fox team quoting from the parody story at this web site as well:

WARNING: LEFT-WING WEB SITE

On Tuesday, Fox & Friends reported these parody quotes and details as actual news. Poking fun at the students, hosts asked whether ham was “a hate crime…or lunch?” and showed screen shots of ham sandwiches, starving Somalians, belching, animal noises, and mock “reenactments” of the incident. Ironically, the hosts assured viewers several times, “We’re not making this up!”

I guess that's a little worse than a few of us being fooled about the story being a parody...

Then the "pig guy", the one I made fun of above who rolled the pig's head into the mosque, COMMITTED SUICIDE last saturday.

Somalis, others reflect on high-tension week in community relations

And then last Saturday, Brent Matthews, a Lewiston man who became known for rolling a pig's head into a Somali mosque last July, committed suicide at Marden's parking lot.

I guess once the country has gone crazy, there will be no telling the truth from the fiction. I still can't believe a guy accidentally rolled a PIGS HEAD into a mosque.

49 posted on 04/27/2007 6:57:51 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: L98Fiero

“...having a Jew in close proximity to Muslims is ‘an awful thing.’”

At what point do we submit?


50 posted on 04/28/2007 6:34:09 PM PDT by weegee (Libs want us to learn to live with terrorism, but if a gun is used they want to rewrite the Const.)
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To: Irontank

John Birch Society???? They’re still around?


51 posted on 04/28/2007 6:41:11 PM PDT by Wheee The People (Go FRed)
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To: Irontank

Ham is not a toy!


52 posted on 04/28/2007 8:13:02 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: Irontank

But displaying a urine-soaked crucifix is not a hate crime. That’s state supported art.The difference is that Christians will not cut your head off if you offend them.


53 posted on 04/28/2007 8:44:37 PM PDT by Dan Evans
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To: L98Fiero
If a Muslim should back into a sandwich machine, a deli counter or a display of cold cuts, does he have grounds for a lawsuit? And could you indict the ham sandwich?
54 posted on 04/28/2007 8:56:12 PM PDT by jmcenanly (Cowards take hostages. We do not.)
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To: Dan Evans; Irontank; RIGHTWING WACKO FROM MASS.; 3AngelaD; rawcatslyentist; 2banana; All
Enjoy!

The Ham Sandwich From Hell

55 posted on 04/29/2007 6:13:37 AM PDT by expatguy (http://laotze.blogspot.com/)
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To: Truth29
This isn't real. It's a joke.

Oh, it's real, alright. Remember a few years ago when the mayor of Lewiston told people to stop coming because the city services couldn't handle all the freeloaders? Remember all the crap he took for that?

It's in the local news here (Boston, Manchester, and Portland). The one source you cite manipulated the story and quotes, but it's still real nonethless.
56 posted on 04/29/2007 6:19:15 AM PDT by OCCASparky (Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
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To: Irontank

Note: “police are investigating” “Hate crime”.
It didn’t take long for the armed enforcement squads of the political correctness nazis to be used to suppress dissident thought.
The police have limited resources. They can not do everything. While their time and energy is being used to investigate the placing of a ham sandwich, they are not investigating crimes such as murder, rape, armed robbery and carjacking.


57 posted on 04/29/2007 6:29:24 AM PDT by Leftism is Mentally Deranged (a mass mania has gripped the country, causing it to lose its powers of reason: Political Correctness)
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To: Irontank

I think I might be in trouble — http://youtube.com/watch?v=K_Yf7rfGKPw


58 posted on 04/29/2007 7:21:36 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: Irontank

The student in question should have been told that a bag of pork rinds would have achieved the same effect at lesser expense!


59 posted on 04/29/2007 10:56:55 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: expatguy

So, in some countries you could actually get a ham sandwich indicted.


60 posted on 04/30/2007 9:52:06 AM PDT by Dan Evans
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