GOT MILK PAPER?
Posted on 04/23/2007 8:49:06 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
When it comes to Sheryl Crow's touring requirements, if it's Tuesday, this must be Bombay. Gin that is. The rock star's performance contract includes specific day-to-day instructions on what kind of booze Sheryl needs in her dressing room (TSG has never seen such attention to detail in any other concert rider we've posted). For each show, Crow requires 12 bottles of Grolsch beer, 6 bottles of "local" beer, and a bottle each of "good Australian Cabernet" and "good Merlot." As for the harder stuff, promoters are directed to purchase specific booze depending on what day of the week the concert falls, as the below rider excerpt reveals. Additionally, when the global warming warrior hits the road, her touring entourage (and equipment) travels in three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars. Now that's a carbon footprint!
(Excerpt) Read more at thesmokinggun.com ...
You may know this already but the no-brown clause was inserted to test the attention to detail by each venue manager/promoter - if they couldn't handle the M&M provision then the band didn't trust them to comply with requirements relative to the stage setup. The rigs/risers were very heavy and they feared accidents.
I tell ya, anytime I hear Crow’s name from now on, all I can think is...
She’s must be ‘nasty’ down there! uuugh
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Did you go a few pages into the list?
They had requested shower facilities and then crossed it out.
Damned Nasty down there..........
All I wanna do is wipe my bum
I got a feeling I’ll take only one ...
Will her next tour be called the “Smell The Hand” tour?
Can ya spare a square?
I wonder if she has read or heard about this Smoking gun piece? Is she so self absorbed that it would not matter?
That sure is a lot of booze. Ohhhh, and did you see the request for Marlboro Lights! She smokes!!!!!!!!!!
GOT MILK PAPER?
No, not a square to spare...
Funniest show ever produced IMHO.
That might be sexist. There's a fine line between clever and stupid.
Of course, there IS another, more logical explantion re. why the toilet tissue tyrant thinks the rest of us should be limited to a single sheet per visit to the crapper: It is quite probable that she hasn’t used the facility for YEARS.
Which would also explain why she is so full of s**t.
Grolsch is a quality beer. All the home brews that I have tasted taste like candy. That’s not beer, Grolsch is beer.
Of course she smokes....she needs something to cover up the smell from using only 1 sheet of poo-poo paper!!!
Crowe for President!
She’s one square with the poopulation.
Something is printing, and it ain't her foot.
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I had no idea! I figured it was something sexual.
Maybe we should recycle toilette paper.
These people haven’t got enough brains to get in out of the rain.
They should do what they do best - entertain - and leave serious thinking to people who have cognitive abilities.
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