Sheryl Crow's Backstage List & Carbon Footprint (Hypocrisy From Toilet Paper Diva!!!)

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 23, 2007

[2ndDivisionVet]

When it comes to Sheryl Crow's touring requirements, if it's Tuesday, this must be Bombay. Gin that is. The rock star's performance contract includes specific day-to-day instructions on what kind of booze Sheryl needs in her dressing room (TSG has never seen such attention to detail in any other concert rider we've posted). For each show, Crow requires 12 bottles of Grolsch beer, 6 bottles of "local" beer, and a bottle each of "good Australian Cabernet" and "good Merlot." As for the harder stuff, promoters are directed to purchase specific booze depending on what day of the week the concert falls, as the below rider excerpt reveals. Additionally, when the global warming warrior hits the road, her touring entourage (and equipment) travels in three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars. Now that's a carbon footprint!

[antceecee]

You silly girl!!! heh heh!

[devolve]

LOL! Great animated .gif

A classic potlatch!

Sheryl Crow and her “one-sheeta toilet paper”!

Google will target this bigtime!

[potlatch]

Lol, ‘heh’ is right!!

[BlueNgold]

good Australian Cabernet

No offense to my friends Down Under, but I have yet to encounter such a thing...

[antceecee]

I love yer posts kiddo!!!

[potlatch]

Thank you devolve, and you really have ‘a way’ with words, lol.

[potlatch]

Thank you antceecee, I appreciate that.

[Hardastarboard]

Agreed, Grolsch pretty much blows.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

...do I detect a bit of alcoholism here, or is it just me?!

She's a sexist too...

[perfect stranger]

This is some good stuff, but it is French. I won't complain, it was free.

[TeddyCon]

I guess Crow thinks that her Australian merlot and cabernet gets here via a biodiesel-powered spatial anomaly.

[ryan71]

No, she’s clean as a whistle. She wants YOU to be nasty stinky.

[devolve]

“On the fly” phrasing

I should use that in a text graphic

[potlatch]

You are good at ‘on the fly’ phrasing although there isn’t much occasion for certain phrases, lol.

I kinda liked the ‘little dab’ll do ya’ too.

[devolve]

Yes

That’s great one too

Google Search already has dozens of links to blogs and even FR on the Sheryl Crow uno-sheeta only scenario

LOL!

[Grizzled Bear]

Maybe she uses the beer to wash her butt. How else could she attract a guy?

[potlatch]

Yes, I imagine a lot of blogs are talking about it. When something so stupid comes out it is a great topic.

Dumb as she is, she’s gotta feel dumber over this. Or maybe she’s too dumb to see it, lol.

[BamaDi]

all i have to say is I would NEVER accept either food or drink from this woman who only uses ONE square of TP....she’s an ef’ing idiot! no wonder lance dumped her....too funny....I just drove back from cincinnati today and laughed myself sick listening to the fox personalities talking about this TP issue! too too funny! and then of course they got going about a Pres Hitlery appointing Bill “roaming ambassador”....does this woman not even realize how funny that is? All he’s ever done since he married the wicked witch is roam!!!!

[devolve]

I was surprised how quickly the Google robot caught all of this

Whew!

It's "El Warmo" here today!