[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

But bombs in suitcases are sexier though (Cue 1940s music playing in phonograph)

[grey_whiskers]

Off topic, about your tagline.

Have you read this vanity?

Cheers!

[MindBender26]

Ok, here is the plan for the High Level Concept Meeting for our movie.

Olga is a sweet but misguided member of the Hitler Youth (Gwyneth is perfect. I’m sleeping with her agent’s secretary’s sister’s friend’s ex-roommate. I’ll take a lunch with the agent.)

She is beautiful and looks very Germanic, but alas, she was rejected for a Wermacht recruiting poster because of her too-small chest (Like I said, Gwyneth will be perfect.)

She wanted to have this new surgical procedure call Big Bratwurst Breast whereby silicone is inserted into her chest by the kindly old doctor, but at the last minute, the silicone is needed to reduce the friction in the gyroscopes guiding the V1 missiles and the poor old kindly doctor is murdered on Hitler’s orders by Joseph Mengle, who looks a lot like Karl Rove.

Can we get Mel Brooks to play Hitler?

So Helga, Olga, what the hell is her name is recruited by General Wunderbar, who looks a lot like John Kerry to kill Hitler... but at the last moment, an RAF bomber piloted by a sleazy guy who looks like a rabid young Ronald Reagan screws up the whole thing.

In the end, we see Brunhilda/Olga/Helga, whatever we call her confessing her sorrow but not her sins for the ecological damaged caused by the Normandy invasion to a kindly priest who looks a lot like former VP Al whats-his-name.

Can we get $500 million to make this picture? We'll make Patton gay. They'll love it!

[MindBender26]

I case you didn’t get it, I was kidding.