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To: Disambiguator
Here is a true story.

I have a friend who works in the "fund of funds" part of the hedge fund business. He's a terribly smart guy... Ivy league education, and strong math skills... a savant.

When he goes to Kennedy airport, he figures out how long his trip will be for and if the money justifies it, he treats the car tow like a valet service. He pulls up in front of the airport, summons the tow truck, and gets on his plane.

When he gets back, he goes to the impound yard, pays his fine, and picks up his car.

I think the trip duration that justifies it is something like 11 days. If he's gone longer than that it's cheaper tp get the car towed than to pay for parking.

Absolutely true.

26 posted on 04/22/2007 5:11:56 PM PDT by tcostell (MOLON LABE)
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To: tcostell

Sounds like a lot of trouble, plus I’d be worried that the tow operator (they’re all salt-of-the-earth types) might damage the vehicle. Couldn’t he just take a cab?


30 posted on 04/22/2007 5:16:56 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: tcostell

>>When he goes to Kennedy airport, he figures out how long his trip will be for and if the money justifies it, he treats the car tow like a valet service. He pulls up in front of the airport, summons the tow truck, and gets on his plane.<<

That is the most outrageously humerous story I’ve heard in a while. Amazing.


33 posted on 04/22/2007 5:32:26 PM PDT by CheyennePress
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To: tcostell
Somebody is pulling your leg.

Minimum ticket $110. Tow fee $110. Processing fee $70. Daily storage fee $10/day for day 1-2, $15/day after. Plus cab fare to get to the pound (after you figure out which one) say $30.

Your friend would pay at least $420 to free his car after for a twelve day trip....except that it wouldn't be there because after ten days unclaimed cars go to the city for auction.

Makes a good bar room tale though.

44 posted on 04/25/2007 4:48:16 PM PDT by wtc911 ("How you gonna get back down that hill?")
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