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That little voice in my head? That's Al Gore
Seattle Times ^ | Nicole Brodeur

Posted on 04/19/2007 8:56:10 PM PDT by Muentzer2005

Hi, my name is Nicole and I am destroying the planet.

I have two cars, often drive alone, haphazardly sort my trash, receive too many of my statements on paper and, worse, know full well I am not doing enough. How can any of us NOT know? Every day, we're reminded of what's at stake: That layer of something hanging around Mount Rainier. The hot stench of traffic. The snow that never lasts very long.

That little voice in my head? That's Al Gore.

We buy containers for our recycling, for our compost, but that's also part of the problem: We still buy, buy, buy. We consume. We waste. We don't pause to think of the ripple effect our actions have not only on the near future, but the lives of the others we're trying to build.

I don't want to be one of those people any more. I want to be an every-little-bit-counts person. Day by day, week by week, I am going to try to change the way I use this planet, in the hope of adding more days to those who come after me.

What is the rule for those who climb the mountains we so love? Leave no trace. I'd like to live every day that way. And if I leave anything, it's green.

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1 posted on 04/19/2007 8:56:13 PM PDT by Muentzer2005
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To: Muentzer2005

Speak for yourself, Brodeur, the broad of Seattle.


2 posted on 04/19/2007 8:58:19 PM PDT by goodnesswins (We need to cure Academentia)
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To: Muentzer2005
That little voice in my head? That's Al Gore.

If AlGore's voice is the one they hear, its no wonder schizophrenic people often kill themselves.

I would.
3 posted on 04/19/2007 9:00:24 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Mohammedanism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)
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To: Muentzer2005

“That little voice in my head? That’s Al Gore.”

Poor you. I have a little angel who sits on my shoulder.


4 posted on 04/19/2007 9:02:16 PM PDT by sageb1 (This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
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To: Muentzer2005

Why doesn’t she go live with Al Gore? He’s got plenty of room.


5 posted on 04/19/2007 9:03:59 PM PDT by claudiustg (I curse you, Rudy of the Giuliani!)
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To: Muentzer2005

...and that voice is saying “Buy carbon offset credits. I can get them for you wholesale!”


6 posted on 04/19/2007 9:04:42 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (Rudy? Hunter? McCain? Tancredo? Romney? Presenting WWF FR style.....)
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To: Muentzer2005

Time for a lobotomy. ;^)


7 posted on 04/19/2007 9:04:47 PM PDT by Shelayne
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To: Muentzer2005

Time for a lobotomy. ;^)


8 posted on 04/19/2007 9:05:25 PM PDT by Shelayne
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To: Muentzer2005

The internet speaks to her!!!! She must just channel it right in. Straight from the Gore epicenter.


9 posted on 04/19/2007 9:05:45 PM PDT by CheyennePress
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To: Shelayne

OOPS. Hiccup.


10 posted on 04/19/2007 9:06:03 PM PDT by Shelayne
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To: Muentzer2005

Nicole,

If you were truly committed to doing wondrous things for the planet, reducing your carbon footprint, you could do the ultimate and everyone would love you for it, including me.

You could move to Portland, Oregon. That state has passed a law allowing assisted suicide. Do it, Nicole; your carbon footprint will be just a speck - you’d be such a heroine (oops, is that sexist?).

Go for it, Nicole. Remember the movie MASH...Suicide is painless....


11 posted on 04/19/2007 9:06:09 PM PDT by Rembrandt (We would have won Viet Nam w/o Dim interference.)
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Leave no trace?

Live under a bridge.

Have no children.

Walk everywhere (even public transportation is part of the problem).

Eat scraps and leftovers, preferably from a dumpster (that way nothing is wasted and you don’t consume something that wasn’t going to be discarded anyway).

Don’t take any medications and never visit a doctor. Every extra day you spend on the planet extracts something from Gaia. When your time comes, accept your fate.

Get your clothes from Goodwill, or better yet pick up scraps you find on the street and in the trash. Nothing should be wasted.

Finally, exhale lightly. Every breath you take results in carbon dioxide poisoning of mother earth.


12 posted on 04/19/2007 9:07:34 PM PDT by saganite (Billions and billions and billions----and that's just the NASA budget!)
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Excellent!


13 posted on 04/19/2007 9:11:54 PM PDT by sageb1 (This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
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To: saganite

nbrodeur@seattletimes.com


14 posted on 04/19/2007 9:13:09 PM PDT by Muentzer2005
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To: Muentzer2005

About par for the course. Left-wing liberal enviro-whackos hearing “voices”. Ahem.


15 posted on 04/19/2007 9:14:37 PM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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i wonder what she looks like


16 posted on 04/19/2007 9:16:39 PM PDT by Muentzer2005
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To: Muentzer2005

Nicole

17 posted on 04/19/2007 9:20:32 PM PDT by goodnesswins (We need to cure Academentia)
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She apparently does commentary on KING-TV in Seattle.

18 posted on 04/19/2007 9:22:52 PM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: Theresawithanh
and that voice is saying “Buy carbon offset credits. I can get them for you wholesale!”

Are you kidding? He's looking to make real bucks on this scam, and there are plenty of fools like this chick who will support his move to force governments to kowtow to his ideas.

19 posted on 04/19/2007 9:23:47 PM PDT by SuziQ
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“We still buy, buy, buy.”

I’m doing my part by NOT buying...the Slimes!


20 posted on 04/19/2007 9:26:41 PM PDT by rockrr (Never argue with a man who buys ammo in bulk...)
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