[jeffers]

Guys, I’m really busy this weekend. GF’s first ever camping trip, we need to get her up to speed for some trips this summer, the weather’s finally cooperating, etc. etc. etc.

I need a favor.

Can somebody please show up at this funeral and just kick the living dog snot out of anybody who maliciously adds to these poor folks’ misery?

I’ll owe you, and I’m good for it.

Thanks.

[Southack]

See #26

[Lazamataz]

Can somebody please show up at this funeral and just kick the living dog snot out of anybody who maliciously adds to these poor folks’ misery?

Dear sir,

I am living dog snot, and on behalf of living dog snot everywhere, I object most strenuously to being compared to Fred Phelps.

Please retract immediately, and do you have a hanky?

Humbly yours,

Laz