And you wonder why folks call conservatives kooks? Thanks for continuing to live down to the stereotypes put on conservatives as nutcases.
Oh, c'mon!
I thought his description was LOL funny (and pretty accurate).
Besides, in college, I played tambourine and triangle for the Scrotum Poles (a local post-punk band).
And I'm pretty conservative -- more conservative than 80% of the GOP.
Personally, I would prefer a Nixon (sans the paranoia) or Dole over a limp noodled metrosexual with his foreign policy knowledge gained from Chinese restaurant placemats in Flushing. Don't get me started on his grating personality and his disregard for constitutional principles.
Besides, as a agnostic, there are few things that make me sicker than somebody who claims to be a member of a religion (whether Catholic, Buddhist, etc.), yet live their lives in complete disregard of those principles. Mayor Linguine D-ck is a prime example of the proclivity towards situational ethics that is all too common among Rudy's generation.