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I had to share this one! LOL!
1 posted on 04/14/2007 9:53:36 AM PDT by dvan
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To: dvan

Saw it years ago and still makes me laugh. Note all the questions the Dem. asks himself; when asked about it,
he would no doubt reply, “well, we liberals indulge in ‘critical thinking’ which you Neanderthal conservatives are incapable of”.

Tough to continue to think when you’re in a coffin, pal...


2 posted on 04/14/2007 10:01:07 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: dvan

LMAO.

Can I say “A” on the “Internet” or is that offensive to the butt-challenged?

Is it OK to write “butt” or is that associated with cigarettes and the libs who blame smokers for all life’s problems?

Can I write “cigarettes” or is that a British term equated with an offensive term to describe someone’s alterative lifestyle?

Can I say that? David Gregory? Keith Olbermann? What is offensive? Please do tell. Your ignorant tactics are bafflin’ and troublesome.


3 posted on 04/14/2007 10:08:15 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: dvan

My mom would have said: “I’m NOT cleaning & cooking that thing, so don’t bring it home”.

My dogs would be thinking: “Mmmmmmn! Tastes just like camel!”

Thanks for the laugh.


4 posted on 04/14/2007 10:09:31 AM PDT by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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To: dvan

So your saying that Republicans are better shots that southerns?


5 posted on 04/14/2007 10:12:31 AM PDT by ThomasThomas
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To: dvan

I disagree.

The Democrats response would be, “If I shoot this terrorist, then I am his moral equivalent”.

One Freeper has a great tag after his name, something like, “A pacifist cannot tell the difference between an arsonist and a fireman”. That perfectly describes a large chunk of the Democratic party. These people are mentally unfit to hold public office, and probably to operate heavy machinery as well.


6 posted on 04/14/2007 10:19:23 AM PDT by neocon1984 (end the idiocy of post-modernism)
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To: BOBWADE

ping


7 posted on 04/14/2007 10:19:56 AM PDT by zip (((Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough become truth to 48% of all Americans (NRA)))))
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To: dvan

got a good laugh out of that one, but i have a question. what if i was content with only using one magazine but wanted to use more than one shot?

am i a republican, or a southerner?


8 posted on 04/14/2007 10:26:57 AM PDT by dudewheresmytank (life is good and ammunition is cheap, use both freely)
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To: dvan
Oh my, I just love happy ending stories. Oh, by the way carrying a couple magazines with you always helps. Amen.
9 posted on 04/14/2007 10:51:37 AM PDT by gakrak ("A wise man's heart is his right hand, But a fool's heart is at his left" Eccl 10:2)
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To: dvan

A really, really, really smart Southerner would have answered the question when loading his clip:

A hollow-point filled with mercury alternated with a teflon coated armor-piercing (so-called cop killer)round.

In that case it’s bang, bang. Don’t step in the mess, kids.


10 posted on 04/14/2007 11:22:09 AM PDT by wildbill
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To: dvan
Are You A Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Find Out!

Cool, an anymous chain email implying that there are differences between Republicans and Southerners.

How much you wanna bet you will never see the same chain email saying "Are you a Democrat, Republican or Northeasterner".

I'm guessing that this is nothing more than party spiltting boob bait for the Bubbas...pass it on.

11 posted on 04/14/2007 11:27:42 AM PDT by FreeReign
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To: dvan

This is an old one but is always funny upon re-telling. Semper Fi from a Louisiana marine.


12 posted on 04/14/2007 11:42:07 AM PDT by MarkT
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To: patton

too funny!


14 posted on 04/14/2007 1:06:38 PM PDT by leda (19yrs ... only 4,981yrs to go ;))
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To: dvan

Only one problem I have:

I dont’ carry a Glock. I like Kimber.


16 posted on 04/14/2007 1:14:38 PM PDT by shag377 (De gustibus non disputandum est)
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To: dvan

I’m a Monarchist.


18 posted on 04/14/2007 1:21:53 PM PDT by mborman (Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.)
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To: dvan

Funny, I haven’ seen this before, I thought I was a republican, but now I am sure I am a Southerner, even though I live just outside of DC.


19 posted on 04/14/2007 3:52:47 PM PDT by stockpirate (A nation that doesn't honor it warriors will be defeated by a nation that does. (read my profile))
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To: dvan

I just saw it today. The other thread is locked.

I guess my response is something between Republican and Redneck. After all, there might be more around the corner, so it would be wise to save ammo.


21 posted on 04/14/2007 7:52:59 PM PDT by Kevmo (Duncan Hunter just needs one Rudy G Campaign Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVBtPIrEleM)
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To: april15Bendovr
It's a shame the MODs locked your thread 'cause I sure liked your animated GIF.


22 posted on 04/18/2007 8:05:31 AM PDT by BufordP (Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
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