[Candor7]

BP PLC, Exxon Mobil Corp., Chevron Corp., ConocoPhillips, France's Total SA and Norway's Statoil ASA should blow their well heads so that the bore holes collapse, and head North until Chavez is defeated or assassinated.

[4woodenboats]

Too late. Chavez just militarized ‘em - or put goons in before the announcement, just to keep things friendly. He must have anticipated that