Most excellent idea! I’d once thought that parachuting little piglets into dangerous zones, like Fallujah for instance before the Marines went in in 2004, would be good. Stay on the outskirts and shoot the terrorists as they ran out of town in horror. (Why piglets, you may ask, because smaller parachutes could be used and you could fit more small pigs on a plane than large hogs. Just for fun, I’d have put pink panties on them.) But, of course, we’d have had the ASPCA all over that one. Before my son went to Iraq, he jokingly had this idea of gathering up a bunch of big Piggly Wiggly grocery store signs and mounting them on the front of their Bradley Fighting Vehicles. Why the military brass doesn’t take the more sensible approach is beyond me. Yes, having my only child in a wild combat zone for a year has certainly warped me.
Now, having some wild Arkansas Razorbacks go “hog wild” across the Iranian nation isn’t such a bad idea.