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5-Foot Fish Jumps In Man's Boat, Bites Him
WFTV & AP ^ | April 9, 2007

Posted on 04/09/2007 8:39:22 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. -- A Brevard County man had to go to the hospital after a 5-foot fish jumped into his boat and bit him.

Josh Landis had been fishing with friends last week. They were leaning over the edge of the boat to reel in a smaller fish when the 57-pound king mackerel jumped into their boat.

Landis said the fish tore into his hand and leg. He had to get more than a hundred stitches.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: fish; fishing; florida; mackerel
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Holy mackerel.
1 posted on 04/09/2007 8:39:25 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

dang you beat me, lol


2 posted on 04/09/2007 8:41:53 PM PDT by Texas_Jarhead
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

So I’m out on the water fishing,and a guy yells out to me,hey! you get any bites !!!


3 posted on 04/09/2007 8:43:22 PM PDT by Obie Wan
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To: Obie Wan

Where’s Jimmy Carter and his paddle when you need it?


4 posted on 04/09/2007 8:46:08 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Wow, didn’t know mackerels were man eaters!

I have had the experience of reeling in a small bluegill and a big largemouth bass strike and clamp on to the bluegill. Rather startling!


5 posted on 04/09/2007 8:46:18 PM PDT by swmobuffalo (The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Man’s gotta learn to use a fishing line, hook and bait. Come to think of it, he might design a lure to look like his head or hand - should do well.


6 posted on 04/09/2007 8:48:39 PM PDT by Sam Ketcham (Amnesty means vote dilution, & increased taxes to bring us down to the world poverty level.)
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To: swmobuffalo

Not quite as startling as having a 50 pound snapper take all but the head off a 3 pound bass five feet from shore!


7 posted on 04/09/2007 8:48:51 PM PDT by Sherman Logan (I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.)
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To: Obie Wan

Hehehe.

This story has some real teeth to it, wholly mackerel, sapphire!


8 posted on 04/09/2007 8:49:29 PM PDT by Hilltop (?)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Mmmm...mackeral wants to be a shark....


9 posted on 04/09/2007 8:50:14 PM PDT by tflabo (Take authority that's ours)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Oh, please tell me that smudgereport.com has a story about Jimmah enjoying a good paddling. And, can you include the flashing siiiireeeeeeen?

Smirk.


10 posted on 04/09/2007 8:51:47 PM PDT by Hilltop (?)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Man vs fish. In this case man lost.


11 posted on 04/09/2007 8:51:59 PM PDT by SmoothTalker
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

ironus mikeus tysonus


12 posted on 04/09/2007 8:52:07 PM PDT by ChristianDefender ("Show No Mercy, For You Shall Receive None.")
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

was it rabid?

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13 posted on 04/09/2007 8:52:58 PM PDT by ken21 (it takes a village to brainwash your child + to steal your property! /s)
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To: Sherman Logan

Sir, you said snapper and head in the same sentence, now go to your room.

;)


14 posted on 04/09/2007 8:53:25 PM PDT by Hilltop (?)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

This is what global warming does to mackerals


15 posted on 04/09/2007 8:53:48 PM PDT by Horatio Gates (Oleoresin capsicum: WOT Protestor tested. Cop approved.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

I hate it when this happens.


16 posted on 04/09/2007 8:53:55 PM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham (Elections have consequences.)
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To: tflabo

this whole thing sounds a little fishy...


17 posted on 04/09/2007 8:53:59 PM PDT by spotbust1 (Procrastinators of the world unite . . . . .tomorrow!!!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
A Brevard County man had to go to the hospital after a 5-foot fish jumped into his boat and bit him.

Gosh. And I've never even seen a fish with ONE foot...

Was this near a nuclear power plant?


18 posted on 04/09/2007 8:55:25 PM PDT by EternalVigilance
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To: EternalVigilance

19 posted on 04/09/2007 9:02:12 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ...... BumP'n'Run 'Right-Wing Extremist' since 2001 ... My profile is on FiRe!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

The question is, did the fish get away?


20 posted on 04/09/2007 9:02:32 PM PDT by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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