Posted on 04/09/2007 10:41:19 AM PDT by IPWGOP
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Great! Thanks!
'Why you little varmint'
Fast as fast can be..you'll never catch me....
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Net Worth: $7.7 billion
Source: Oil & Gas, Banking
Age: 51
Marital Status: Widowed, one child
Hometown: Beverly Hills, Calif.
Education: Ozark Elementary, dropout
Difficult year for Clampett clan: Cousin Jethro, executive VP of Clampett Oil's Russian operations, jailed in February on charges of tax evasion. Release secured only after "intervention" by Elly May with Muscovite jailers. Russian president Vladimir Putin less susceptible to feminine charms; promising Siberian gas fields now forfeit. "Granny" ousted from Clampett Oil CFO position in March; former family banker Milton Drysdale brought in to reign in costs; stock up 17%. Duke, Clampett's beloved bloodhound and official Clampett Oil mascot, died suddenly in August, reportedly from food poisoning. Clampett spending millions on biotech effort to create clone. Remains major presence on pro bass-fishing circuit, competing in 2006 Citgo Bassmasters Classic in Kissimmee, Fla. Member since 1962.
-- Michael Noer
Think he's sorry the word hunting ever came out of his mouth?
a lesson much in the vein
of Je$$e Hi-Jackson and
Stayz Out’da Bushes,,
STayz Out’Da Woods.. or not. ;-)
Video of Mitt Hunting!!
http://greenmountainpolitics1.blogspot.com/2007/04/video-of-mitt-romney-hunting.html
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