Posted on 04/07/2007 11:19:09 AM PDT by Graybeard58
No screaming on the Screamer!
A suburban amusement park has gotten so many complaints from neighbors about bloodcurdling screams that it has instituted a no-shrieking rule for its scary new thrill ride, the Scandia Screamer, a gigantic, windmill-like contraption that sends people plunging 16 stories to Earth at nearly 60 mph.
Riders who let out a screech -- or just about any other noise -- are pulled off and sent to the back of the line.
"After the first complaint, our rule was no profanity," said Steve Baddley, general manager at the Scandia Family Fun Center. "Then neighbors said it wasn't just that -- it was the crazy, excessive screaming. Then they said it was really all of it, the loud laughing, everything. Eventually, we said, `Bag it, that's it -- no noise."'
The rule was imposed March 29, nearly three weeks after the ride opened.
As passengers are strapped into the two metal baskets, the operator recites this warning: "We are required to remove you from this ride if you make any noise. If you feel you might make a noise, please cover your mouth tightly with you hand, like this (The operator then covers mouth with hand). If we hear any noise through your hand, we will remove you from the ride. So please remain silent and enjoy the screamer."
Those who dared the ride this week said keeping quiet is harder than it sounds.
"I think we were just talking loudly. I wouldn't say it was screaming," said 15-year-old Anna Matsoyan, after she and her little sister were pulled off the ride for what sounded more like a whimper. "It's kind of a bummer. It makes you want to scream."
The ban can also be confusing for the ride's operators. Last weekend, park employees stopped the Screamer only to realize it wasn't a rider who ran afoul of the new policy, but a customer on the park's miniature golf course who howled after hitting a hole-in-one.
Most of the complaints have come from residents in a pocket of neatly landscaped homes that are separated from the 30-year-old amusement park by a 12-lane freeway.
Tom Gardner and other neighbors acknowledge that living next to Interstate 80 is noisy, but say the Screamer has become an entirely new kind of nuisance. It is loud, lights up at night and gives riders a peek into backyard swimming pools, they say.
The 165-foot ride is so tall that the Federal Aviation Administration forced the amusement park to install warning lights on its rotating arms.
Gardner has moved his cigar smoking to his garage because the Screamer has marred the view from his back patio.
Given the new policy, will the Scandia Screamer be renamed?
"No, we can't afford a new sign," Baddley said.
"Besides, it's kind of our niche now. Those who have complained have created a ton more business for the very thing they complained about."
Don’t scream when you read this, it’s been banned.
I thought this was an article about Howard Dean...
So... they should rename it “the Muffler”.
Far out!
I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt!!!
Scandia Screamer 
Scandia Fun Center
Ride Details
Track
Type
Year
Designer/Manufacturer
Steel
Triple Out and Back
1995
Miler Coaster, Inc.
Ride Stats
Height: 90 feet
Drop: 80 feet
Top speed: 45 mph
Length: 2,600 feet
Ride time: 1 minute, 55 seconds
Trains: 2 - 12 passenger
More Information
Train has six cars with two rows each, seating two abreast per row.
Ride Location
Scandia Fun Center, Ontario, CA
Looks great!!!
This ride has been running here since 1995. Take the tour click Scandia Screamer.
I heard Dasher is a screamer
There isn’t any Interstate 80 in Ontario. There is however one in Sacramento AND a Scandia, is that where it is at?
Having lived next to a freeway, I can’t imagine the screams being too much louder than the vehicle noise.
If you live next to a 12-lane freeway and an amusement park, you kind of have to expect noise.
ping
I dated a screamer once...only problem is that she was also a sweater.
EEEEEK!
was she a turtle neck or cardigan
I looked up Connecticuts Motto thinking it may say “Keep Quiet” or maybe “shut up or be taken off the ride”
It doesnt. The atate motto is “Qui Transtulit Sustinet”
Now for those of you who dont speak Latin it means “He Who Transplanted Still Sustains”
Whatever that means.
It sounds almost as dumb in English as it does in Latin.
Any way dont ride the Scandia Screamer if you cant keep quiet ,the folks across the Freeway get upset.
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