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Squared-Away Marine
Dateline: Washington, DC Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, Sir." The President replied, "These are not just pigs - these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and one for Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Excellent trade, Sir!" |
Thanks, Seadog....I "borrowed" it.
