[verum ago]

wow. just, wow.

[Borges]

If he just neglected to vote for himself can you imagine the ‘D’Oh!’ that came out of him?

[freekitty]

Well, that’s embarrasing.

[TBP]

Taht is my kind of election. Maybe we can arange for this to happen to all the politicians.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

I hope they got the representative that they didn’t vote for.

[ansel12]

“Selle, 42, said he simply forgot that Tuesday was election day, and apparently so did Ward 3’s other 34 registered voters.
Selle, a professional musician, was recently appointed to fill a council vacancy and had been seeking a full term.

He said he saw other residents at the school where the voting was held, “but it never occurred to me that’s what they were there for.”

Shoot, I was going to try to say something funny, but really, what can you add to the reality of this?

[JennysCool]

The last line is classic:

Turnout was better in Ward 2, where two people voted.

[Domandred]

I demand a recount!

[supercat]

If there had been a declared opponent, would he and the opponent have been declared “tied”, necessitating a selection by lot?

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Nifty way to get around term limits (supposing the town had them), seeing that he wasn't actually elected. :-)

[mysterio]

But if you asked them to vote on the new flavor of Doritos, you’d get 100% turnout.

[Defiant]

Isn’t this the town that beat a bully to death a few years back?