If we could somehow connect islamo-fascism to global warming, we could get rid of two problems at once (one, really—but don’t tell them that). The only problem then will be restraining the liberals from wiping out the entire Asian continent.
Oil money funds islamofascism. Iran, Saudi Arabia, Sudan...
Easy one. Muslims in the ME are sitting on the oil. Oil causes global warming. Muslims live in hot and often desert countries. They apparently like a rise in temperatures. Also Muslims who use explosives certainly cause a substantial part of global warming.
Therefore Muslims=Global warming.
Call me genius. (But somehow it's all Bush's fault.)