Easy one. Muslims in the ME are sitting on the oil. Oil causes global warming. Muslims live in hot and often desert countries. They apparently like a rise in temperatures. Also Muslims who use explosives certainly cause a substantial part of global warming.
Therefore Muslims=Global warming.
Call me genius. (But somehow it's all Bush's fault.)
Drat, so the Islamo-fascists really are the cause of global warming. I should have known if there’s anything the tree-huggers like more than trees, it’s terrorists.