To: LS
“I have to get this man to a hospital right away.”
“What is it?”
“A big building with lots of windows and sick people. But that’s not important right now.”
AIRPLANE
249 posted on
04/04/2007 6:21:28 PM PDT by
gitmo
(From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.)
To: gitmo
Otto: You're crazy Lite. I mean you can't just shoot into peoples houses. I mean maybe you shot the guy.
Lite: So what if I did?
Otto: Well I don't know I mean that's pretty severe.
Lite shoots the gun at Otto's feet. Otto drops his beer, getting some on his pants.
Otto: Jesus Christ!.
Lite: Hey! Blanks get the job done too.
Otto: You repo men, you guys are all out to ******* (flippin) lunch. Let's get out of here.
~Repoman
264 posted on
04/04/2007 6:26:33 PM PDT by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts-)
To: gitmo
Stewardess #1, to Pilot Peter Graves as Stewardess #2 looks on:
"Someone has killed the other two flight attendants in the back."
Pilot: "Both together?"
Stewardesses, in unison: "Someone has killed the other two flight attendants in the back."
509 posted on
04/04/2007 7:27:49 PM PDT by
LS
(CNN is the Amtrak of News)
To: gitmo
1,079 posted on
04/05/2007 5:45:28 AM PDT by
beachn4fun
(Do not think our patience has no end. (beachy 3/22/07))
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