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To: Smogger

Betcha that house leaves a heck of a carbon footprint. I think he needs to buy some offsets from me.


6 posted on 04/04/2007 3:00:55 PM PDT by A message (Liberalism does not breed survivors)
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I got some offsets I bought from a Bangladeshi family living on a trash heap I can sell him real cheap! Got some others from a bum on Skidrow that will cost a little extra.

Pray for W and Our Troops


14 posted on 04/04/2007 3:05:52 PM PDT by bray (The Surge is Working against both enemies of America)
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!!!

u betcha!

bad, bad, bad!


59 posted on 04/04/2007 3:31:54 PM PDT by ken21 (it takes a village to brainwash your child + to steal your property! /s)
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Betcha that house leaves a heck of a carbon footprint. I think he needs to buy some offsets from me.

John Travolta generates his own carbon offsets through his Jet Sequestration Program. You see, he owns five private jets. But at any one time, he is only flying around in one of them. That means he has four private jets, that might otherwise be flying around generating CO2, grounded on the tarmac.

The CO2 not generated by those 4 jets not flying around is more than enough to cover the Carbon Footprint of his house, his cars, and the one jet he does use.

I was thinking of selling off shares for an F-4 Phantom out at the McDill AFB boneyard. One of those clean air converters should be enough to offset the Carbon Footprint of a good sized town!

168 posted on 04/05/2007 5:33:48 AM PDT by gridlock (On January 20, 2009, Fred Dalton Thompson will be sworn in as President of the United States.)
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