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Posted on 04/03/2007 1:06:14 PM PDT by HarmlessLovableFuzzball
LONDON - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.
In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his fathers ashes mixed with cocaine.
The strangest thing Ive tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father, Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.
He was cremated, and I couldnt resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldnt have cared, he said, adding that it went down pretty well, and Im still alive.
Richards father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.
Richards, one of rocks legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.
I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think its a way of life, he was quoted as saying.
Ive no pretensions about immortality, he added. Im the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.
I was No. 1 on the whos likely to die list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list, Richards said.
Father’s Little Helper
Just the retards Keef.
I couldn’t tell you. You did the search and posted. Nothing to be overly embarrassed about. Happens to the best of us.
If you sniff it, is it cannibalism?
He looks like Sean Penn.
Holy cow! Those are some knarly fingers in that pic. Ewww.
How bizarre!! But he’s been “snorting” for many years now — must have lost most of his brain functions by now. He’s a walking zombie - literally.
it went down pretty well, and Im still alive.
He’s a little short on functioning brain cells.
His sex life must be zilch! Don’t even wanna think about it...
Keith may be a lot of things but stupid is not one of them. I’ve read many, many things he’s said and he’s always impressed me as one very sharp cookie. A bit twisted and demented, no doubt, but stupid? No. Read his comments about Robert Johnson on the Robert Johnson CD anthology for example. Clapton also comments in there. I came away convinced that Keith could run circles around Clapton intellectually.
He looks like a “woman” trying to look like a “man.”
Sick F**k.
Start notnor deem my spirit fled:
In me behold the only skull
From which, unlike a living head,
Whatever flows is never dull.
I lived, I loved, I quaffed like thee;
I died: let earth my bones resign:
Fill upthou canst not injure me;
The worm hath fouler lips than thine.
Better to hold the sparkling grape
Than nurse the earthworm’s slimy brood,
And circle in the goblet’s shape
The drink of gods than reptile’s food.
Where once my wit, perchance, hath shone,
In aid of others’ let me shine;
And when, alas! our brains are gone,
What nobler substitute than wine?
Quaff while thou canst; another race,
When thou and thine like me are sped,
May rescue thee from earth’s embrace,
And rhyme and revel with the dead.
Why notsince through life’s little day
Our heads such sad effects produce?
Redeemed from worms and wasting clay,
This chance is theirs to be of use.
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I don’t know that this is so wierd, my dad rides with me in the glove compartment of my truck.
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