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My Week: Robert Mugabe
TimesOnLine ^ | March 31, 2007 | Hugo Rifkind

Posted on 03/31/2007 5:39:37 AM PDT by headsonpikes

Monday We are out the back of the sprawling presidential compound, having a relaxed afternoon braai. With three US dollars’ worth of Zimbabwe currency on the fire, the flames have been burning for four hours. And the British say I have harmed this country? “Why do my people no longer love me?” I demand. “What more can I give to them?” I am attended by a team of recent graduates from the University of Zimbabwe. They were given the choice of working for me or going to jail. They are all extremely loyal....

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1 posted on 03/31/2007 5:39:38 AM PDT by headsonpikes
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To: Clive

Another bit:

Wednesday I am in my compound in Harare, holding a brainstorming session with my graduates. Under pain of death, they have been told to suggest reasons why I might be growing unpopular.

“The moustache?” suggests one, meekly. I glower at him, and he starts to sweat.

“British propaganda!” I shout, after a few minutes of silence. “Tony Blair and the homosexual British Establishment! It is they who have destroyed this country!” The graduates all nod. We agree that the British have consistently presented our abandoned farms, decimated economy, rampaging war veterans and inflation running at 1,800 per cent in a really, really bad light....


2 posted on 03/31/2007 5:42:02 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism.)
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To: headsonpikes

Why won't one of his bodyguards do the world a huge favor and shoot the rabid old dog in the back of the head?


3 posted on 03/31/2007 5:46:57 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (Every time a toilet flushes,another liberal gets his brains.)
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To: headsonpikes

Funny but true. just finished a great book on this monster called "our votes, our guns". Looney. The Rhodesians were sold out to the wrong guy. He sounded so accomidating at first. Then his wife died. Now he is a monster. I have heard that the inflation rate may hit 4,000% by summer. What a loser.


4 posted on 03/31/2007 6:02:48 AM PDT by truemiester (If the U.S. should fail, a veil of darkness will come over the Earth for a thousand years)
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To: truemiester
Then his wife died.Now he is a monster.

He became a monster because his wife died? After my Mom died my Dad remained the same old decent,kind hearted guy he had always been.

5 posted on 03/31/2007 6:14:24 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism."-Karl Marx)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Well, Caligula did become a TAD eccentric after his sister Druscilla died. But then again, it's been alleged he was popping her hood, so there may be something to the claim about Mugabe.


6 posted on 03/31/2007 7:25:46 AM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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7 posted on 03/31/2007 8:45:37 AM PDT by Clive
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To: Gay State Conservative; truemiester
Mugabe was always a monster. He just had a very good press and lots of cover by the likes of Jimmy Carter and Thabo Mbeki.

Remember that the Gukurahundi was set loose on the Nbebele of Matabeleland and Masvingo in 1983, while Mugabe was still the darling of the Western liberal elites.

His first wife did have some affection from the people.

The current wife is another Marie Antoinette.

Her shopping expeditions are legendary.

And when the time came to allocate conficated commercial farmland to Pary cadre, she was there with both hands out.

8 posted on 03/31/2007 8:55:27 AM PDT by Clive
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To: Gay State Conservative
She was the only moderating influence he had in his life. He became radicalized while he was a teacher in Ghana. his wife keep it in the real world. His second wife makes Imelda Marcos shoe fetish look like a rank amateur.
9 posted on 04/01/2007 6:22:07 PM PDT by truemiester (If the U.S. should fail, a veil of darkness will come over the Earth for a thousand years)
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