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To: sig226; nuconvert; aimhigh; 76Tiger; DumpsterDiver; Grizzled Bear; Tax-chick; WestVirginiaRebel; ...
"...Melamine is supposed to be toxic, at least according to Home Depot. When I worked there, we were not allowed to cut sheets of it due to the dust. I have no idea why they made this decision..."

Stand Back! I, gonzo, am a Certified Plastics Engineer, and I shall assuage your fears!

Melamine, or melamine-formaldehyde, or urea-formaldehyde - lotsa names here, because, well, it's real name has been sorta fudged over many year - is a thermoset plastic. That means you heat a pot of chemicals up, shape it like you want it, keep heating it until it's hard, and then cool it and use it. If you made a cup out of it, you got a cup! Have some coffee!

It is not toxic (remember the coffee?), but it does kinda stink when it's cut with a power saw. It's a speed/abrasion thing that breaks down the polymer chains, liberating some gas, like formaldehyde and others.

BTW, cups, saucers, bowls, and plates are made from the stuff. They called it 'Melmac'(Melmac-melamine: get it?), and it was once very popular as durable, non-rusting, outdoor, tableware. Some other uses are floor tiles, countertop covering (Formica-formaldehyde: pretty neat, huh?), and lots of other really handy stuff. Cheap Inexpensive, too (I HATE the word 'cheap' when it comes to plastics).

"How is it made, you ask?" Well, they take a bunch of chemicals, mostly liquids, put them in a big tank, and ... ah ... they just cook it, OK?

"Where do they get the chemicals, you ask?" Now, it gets interesting!

A dairy cow produces milk. It's a living machine that we feed grass and stuff to, and it makes gallons of milk! It also makes fecal matter which we use to describe dimocRATS, and in fact, they're the same thing! Then we call it fertilizer.

The cow also makes gallons of urine just standing there, while we're using the milk and poop. That 'urine' is a veritable cornucopia of hydrocarbon chemical compounds just waiting to be processed into something else.

Yes, that's right, boys and girls - Melamine, Melmac, Formica, etc., are all potentially made out of cow-piss! They can be made out of other things, but there's a lot of cow pee available out there, and if you really believe in recycling, this shouldn't bother you at all.

Now have a nice day ................... FRegards

PS: I have been waiting to tell that story for 30 years ...

35 posted on 03/30/2007 9:10:17 PM PDT by gonzo (I'm not confused anymore. Now I'm sure we have to completely destroy Islam, and FAST!!)
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Ping # 35 ................ FRegards


36 posted on 03/30/2007 9:15:04 PM PDT by gonzo (I'm not confused anymore. Now I'm sure we have to completely destroy Islam, and FAST!!)
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Ping # 35 ................ FRegards


37 posted on 03/30/2007 9:16:14 PM PDT by gonzo (I'm not confused anymore. Now I'm sure we have to completely destroy Islam, and FAST!!)
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To: gonzo

You telling me that some of my dishes are made out of cow piss? Uuhg!


38 posted on 03/30/2007 9:18:23 PM PDT by streetpreacher (What if you're wrong?)
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To: gonzo

TANKS for the info...


44 posted on 03/30/2007 10:07:32 PM PDT by 1COUNTER-MORTER-68 (THROWING ANOTHER BULLET-RIDDLED TV IN THE PILE OUT BACK~~~~~)
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To: gonzo
I always wondered what that strange taste was when I poured hot coffee into a plastic cup ONCE and drank it

I prefer the taste of coffee without the piss-pour (piss-rich?) taste of the plastic.

Styrofoam, cardboard, ceramic all work for me.

Thanks for the excellent scientific explanation!

48 posted on 03/31/2007 12:00:43 AM PDT by Syncro
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To: gonzo

I will never eat on a yellow counter again. ;)


56 posted on 03/31/2007 5:22:13 AM PDT by sig226 (see my profile for the democrat culture of corruption)
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To: gonzo
They called it 'Melmac'(Melmac-melamine: get it?), and it was once very popular as durable, non-rusting, outdoor, tableware.

I always thought that Melmac was the planet where Alf once lived.

PS: I have been waiting to tell that story for 30 years ...

I'm glad you finally got the opportunity to tell it. Reading your story got me to thinking about a few things.

The plot thickens!
58 posted on 03/31/2007 7:55:15 AM PDT by DumpsterDiver
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To: gonzo
>>>Yes, that's right, boys and girls - Melamine, Melmac, Formica, etc., are all potentially made out of cow-piss!<<<

Thanks for that little bit of "dinner table talk". I'll use it when the conversation lags at a friends dinner table plates are suspect....

61 posted on 03/31/2007 10:21:48 AM PDT by HardStarboard (The Democrats are more afraid of American Victory than Defeat!)
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