Hehehehe. I'd like to see government teachers meet that standard... ok, so it's impossible to have every kid meet the average performance unless every kid does exactly the same, but still.
What right, exactly, does the Constitution grant the state to force children to recieve an approved education, anyway? What happens when they start having "government kitchens" and demanding "home feeders" meet some arbitrary standards that the "government kitchens" fail to meet most of the time?
If all kitchens had to mean USDA and inspection standards everyone would instantly have to eat out all the time. Which is exactly why anti-homeschoolers want to add more and more regulations.
Unfortunately, they do have government kitchens - school breakfast, lunch, and after school programs. Parents addicted to Aid to Dependent Parents are becoming increasingly irresponsible.